my injury list
cracked ribs (I stepped into his kick, instead of away from it)
broken nose (tried breaking his hand with my face)
broken hand (punching the bag too hard and too long)
dislocated shoulder (bad fall)
broken ankle (really bad fall)
various concussions (miscellaneous punches and kicks to the head)
glandular/nerve damage (thumb spike to that spot just below the ear. I drooled a bit, went numb on that side for a couple of days, and eventually was diagnosed as having a damaged parotid gland, which made eating an interesting experience for about a year)
that's not to bad for an ol' incompetent punching bag like me!
cracked ribs (I stepped into his kick, instead of away from it)
broken nose (tried breaking his hand with my face)
broken hand (punching the bag too hard and too long)
dislocated shoulder (bad fall)
broken ankle (really bad fall)
various concussions (miscellaneous punches and kicks to the head)
glandular/nerve damage (thumb spike to that spot just below the ear. I drooled a bit, went numb on that side for a couple of days, and eventually was diagnosed as having a damaged parotid gland, which made eating an interesting experience for about a year)
that's not to bad for an ol' incompetent punching bag like me!
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