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I have just finished training in the gym with weights and it supprises me how many different types of characters there are...
1. THE POSER.
Trains with all the best clothing you can buy. He even wears shades, indoors. Has a weight training belt around his waist to pull his stomach in. Looks in the mirror at himself constantly, without training.
2. THE PROWLER.
Goes to the gym to check out the girls and nothing else. Always near the machines where the chicks are. Felxing his biceps only when he thinks the girls are looking at him. Waits in antisipation for a girl to struggle with a weight so he can make his move.
3. THE TALKER.
Always talking, never lifting the weights. Sometimes talking when lifting the weights. Gets excited when a friend enters the gym so they can stop training and talk somemore. One hour in the gym, only ten minutes of excersice done.
4. THE HASBEEN.
Tells everyone they used to be 300lb of solid muscle until they had a bad injury. If I never had my thyroid trouble I would be ripped. My job schedule stops me from being a pro bodybuilder. I don't need to train legs, my legs are big enough.
5. THE SCREAMER.
Even when lifting the lightest of weight, they scream, "Come on, one more rep." as loud as they can. "You need this one , you need it." Your out the door and half way down the street, but you still hear the screamer in the gym.
6. THE SHOWOFF.
Now this guy lives dangerously on the edge. He picks a weight that he can never do a serious workout with, but lifts until his eyes are popping out of his head. He can also be the opposite and use a light weight that a child can lift, but he reps away fast and happy with a stupid grin on his face because he think everyone is watching him.
7. THE WANNABE BODYBUILDER.
Thery are in every gym. They wear five sweatshirts in a the gym that is hot. The sweat is pouring of them, but they will not take off any tops because of the fear of looking small. Sweat has been on their skin for so long, they are smelly and full of achne.
8. THE STRONGMAN.
To lift heavy weights you need chalk to help your grip, but by the time they are finished they look like they have just wrestled with a baby after trying to put talcum-powder on their diaper. Every machine is untouchable after they have used it, unless you want to look the same.
9. THE T&A GIRL.
Now these come in two kinds, the first is a slim attractive girl with a figure to die for. Thong all in one suites and every bit of curve looks great. Then, we have the second kind, who thinks she is exactly the same as the above, only she is 200lb of unwanted waist and wears a thong all in one that shows that many dimples in her ass, a blind man could read it.
AND FINALY 10. THE WATCHER.
He sits in the gym taking notice of all the different kinds of people that train and posts it on the internet.
Ian 'The Machine' freeman.
1. THE POSER.
Trains with all the best clothing you can buy. He even wears shades, indoors. Has a weight training belt around his waist to pull his stomach in. Looks in the mirror at himself constantly, without training.
2. THE PROWLER.
Goes to the gym to check out the girls and nothing else. Always near the machines where the chicks are. Felxing his biceps only when he thinks the girls are looking at him. Waits in antisipation for a girl to struggle with a weight so he can make his move.
3. THE TALKER.
Always talking, never lifting the weights. Sometimes talking when lifting the weights. Gets excited when a friend enters the gym so they can stop training and talk somemore. One hour in the gym, only ten minutes of excersice done.
4. THE HASBEEN.
Tells everyone they used to be 300lb of solid muscle until they had a bad injury. If I never had my thyroid trouble I would be ripped. My job schedule stops me from being a pro bodybuilder. I don't need to train legs, my legs are big enough.
5. THE SCREAMER.
Even when lifting the lightest of weight, they scream, "Come on, one more rep." as loud as they can. "You need this one , you need it." Your out the door and half way down the street, but you still hear the screamer in the gym.
6. THE SHOWOFF.
Now this guy lives dangerously on the edge. He picks a weight that he can never do a serious workout with, but lifts until his eyes are popping out of his head. He can also be the opposite and use a light weight that a child can lift, but he reps away fast and happy with a stupid grin on his face because he think everyone is watching him.
7. THE WANNABE BODYBUILDER.
Thery are in every gym. They wear five sweatshirts in a the gym that is hot. The sweat is pouring of them, but they will not take off any tops because of the fear of looking small. Sweat has been on their skin for so long, they are smelly and full of achne.
8. THE STRONGMAN.
To lift heavy weights you need chalk to help your grip, but by the time they are finished they look like they have just wrestled with a baby after trying to put talcum-powder on their diaper. Every machine is untouchable after they have used it, unless you want to look the same.
9. THE T&A GIRL.
Now these come in two kinds, the first is a slim attractive girl with a figure to die for. Thong all in one suites and every bit of curve looks great. Then, we have the second kind, who thinks she is exactly the same as the above, only she is 200lb of unwanted waist and wears a thong all in one that shows that many dimples in her ass, a blind man could read it.
AND FINALY 10. THE WATCHER.
He sits in the gym taking notice of all the different kinds of people that train and posts it on the internet.
Ian 'The Machine' freeman.
), so I'm going to finally start working to get rid of it, and get back down to my fighting weight (about 165 - 170). not that I'm a fighter, that just sounds like a cool way to say it
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