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I Took My Wifes Birth Control Pill
My wife and I both workout, so we take our daily intake of vitamins and minarals, to be honest we take that many we rattle.
Anyway, when we put them out we put them in two small cups ready to take after breakfast. I personally pour all my tablets into one hand, fill the cup with water and swallow in one foul swoop. GONE!
Yes, only to have picked up the wrong cup and took my wifes Birth control pill. Well, they say it's safe for a man to take, but I didn't half get female instincts from taking it. Here's why :
1. I never moved off my ass all day.
2. Nagged the hell out of my wife.
3. Went off sex and had a constant headache.
4. Used the telephone all day to talk to my Mum who lives only two minutes walk away.
5. Went out and bought myself some new clothes, but told the wife it was in the sale when it wasn't.
6. I won every argument because I know I'm never wrong.
7. I wanted my wife to go out and make money, but wanted her home 24 mours a day too.
8. Started getting ready to go out to a bar at 5pm and finished getting ready by 10pm.
9. Wondered what the hell I seen in my wife after all this time and kept telling her who I could have married.
10. But the most frighting side effect was thinking my best pal Carl was cute.
Anyway, when we put them out we put them in two small cups ready to take after breakfast. I personally pour all my tablets into one hand, fill the cup with water and swallow in one foul swoop. GONE!
Yes, only to have picked up the wrong cup and took my wifes Birth control pill. Well, they say it's safe for a man to take, but I didn't half get female instincts from taking it. Here's why :
1. I never moved off my ass all day.
2. Nagged the hell out of my wife.
3. Went off sex and had a constant headache.
4. Used the telephone all day to talk to my Mum who lives only two minutes walk away.
5. Went out and bought myself some new clothes, but told the wife it was in the sale when it wasn't.
6. I won every argument because I know I'm never wrong.
7. I wanted my wife to go out and make money, but wanted her home 24 mours a day too.
8. Started getting ready to go out to a bar at 5pm and finished getting ready by 10pm.
9. Wondered what the hell I seen in my wife after all this time and kept telling her who I could have married.
10. But the most frighting side effect was thinking my best pal Carl was cute.
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