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the Lucky Frog (off topic)
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9
Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits
it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow
that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog
replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do
you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a
3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of
golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy
says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I
should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is
a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures
what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after
all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns
into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the
girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William
Jefferson Clinton."
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