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  • #16
    Originally posted by SamuraiGuy
    Yes, ANY SITUATION, check this out...



    AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY Situation, I could face the entire Chinese army with grappling and win!

    Even if they had me mounted!

    Show them your panties..I'm sure the language barrier will be surpassed after that lol.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by kingoftheforest
      Show them your panties..I'm sure the language barrier will be surpassed after that lol.

      See in the other thread you said you didnt like the idea...

      Finally coming around eh? LMAO..

      oh and Boar, its Brazilian Jiu Jitsu that I do, Not Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Rorion might have something to say about that.

      (I'm glad I do BRAZILIAN (as opposed to Gracie) jiu jitsu btw).

      Can anyone guess who the ludicrous "defend against enemies who have you mounted and want to shoot/stab you" claim came from though?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by SamuraiGuy
        oh and Boar, its Brazilian Jiu Jitsu that I do, Not Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Rorion might have something to say about that.

        (I'm glad I do BRAZILIAN (as opposed to Gracie) jiu jitsu btw).

        Can anyone guess who the ludicrous "defend against enemies who have you mounted and want to shoot/stab you" claim came from though?

        What if we call it judo and keep it simple then since GJJ was derived from judo and BJJ came from GJJ then its all judo (without the bulletproof shield)

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        • #19
          Originally posted by BoarSpear
          What if we call it judo and keep it simple then since GJJ was derived from judo and BJJ came from GJJ then its all judo (without the bulletproof shield)
          Nah if we call it Judo, it'd make people think of a bunch of ninja wannabe's from Japan.

          Judo Instructor: "Must of been a long flight from brazil this morning" (To me wearing my BJJ Gi, almost exactly the same as their judo gi's)

          Me: "Yeah, not as long as the flight from Japan though"

          And I am not gonna argue this with you, they are now different things, THEY ARE!.

          Thats like saying boxing and kickboxing are the same thing because there is the use of hands in kickboxing. So therefore boxing is just kickboxing. For guys who dont like to kick.

          It's fucking stupid, its really all caveman.

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          • #20
            Really? I remember I watched the first UFC on Pay-per-view with several Judoka. We were all anxious to see this new martial art invented by this reknowned Brazilian family. . . ..

            Well, during all of Gracies' fights all of these Judoka were calling out the various techniques, and by the second bout they were predicting with very astonishing accuracy his next move, and then his next. It was almost like they had seen the fight before.

            In short, BJJ is Judo Newaza, albeit very good Newaza. . . .

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            • #21
              Originally posted by medic06
              Really? I remember I watched the first UFC on Pay-per-view with several Judoka. We were all anxious to see this new martial art invented by this reknowned Brazilian family. . . ..

              Well, during all of Gracies' fights all of these Judoka were calling out the various techniques, and by the second bout they were predicting with very astonishing accuracy his next move, and then his next. It was almost like they had seen the fight before.

              In short, BJJ is Judo Newaza, albeit very good Newaza. . . .
              What you didnt know, is that when Judo was first being created by Kano, and they had the first tournament, there were a bunch of caveman screaming out what they were going for.

              "He's going for Osoto Gari? OH NO LOOK OUT IPPON SEI O NAGE!

              Oooooh, Ippon, well played."

              CAVEMAN SKILLS

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              • #22
                Originally posted by SamuraiGuy
                What you didnt know, is that when Judo was first being created by Kano, and they had the first tournament, there were a bunch of caveman screaming out what they were going for.

                "He's going for Osoto Gari? OH NO LOOK OUT IPPON SEI O NAGE!

                Oooooh, Ippon, well played."

                CAVEMAN SKILLS
                I think it was all in Japanese actually

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by medic06
                  I think it was all in Japanese actually
                  Japanese had to learn it from the caveman at some point, who invented it to beat the dinosaurs. The whole idea of a smaller opponent overcoming a much larger opponent through grappling.

                  Grok the Caveman defeats T-Rex by Mata Leo

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by SamuraiGuy

                    Grok the Caveman defeats T-Rex by Mata Leo
                    ................ ..........thats Complete BS!!!!























                    We all know it was by suplex.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by BoarSpear
                      ................ ..........thats Complete BS!!!










                      We all know it was by suplex.
                      now that's just nonsense.....we all know it was really the powerbomb that did em in!!!!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by JkD187
                        now that's just nonsense.....we all know it was really the powerbomb that did em in!!!!
                        You guys have it all wrong, Throck the Caveman Suplexed the stegasauras, and it was in the second match that Grock power bombed the T-Rex into oblivion.

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                        • #27
                          it was the cavewoman who killed the omaplatasaurus with a velocer-lock in the library.

                          jeez

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