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  • Watch out for the "pretzel"!!

    A Russian and a Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off
    for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the final match, the Newfie wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, remember you're finished!" The Newfie nodded in acknowledgement.

    As the match started, the Newfie and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Newfie and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.

    Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Newfoundlander collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.

    The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could."

    "So," the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

    "Not really. You'd be amazed how much adrenalin you get when you bite your own nuts."

  • #2
    ^^^^ Wierdo..

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    • #3
      顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶顶

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      • #4
        不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶!

        Wait. Was that a Newfie joke? Maybe there ARE too many Canadians in FLA these days.

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        • #5
          do you know chinese do you know 顶 mean

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          • #6
            Originally posted by aseepish
            不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶不顶!

            Wait. Was that a Newfie joke? Maybe there ARE too many Canadians in FLA these days.
            Maybe? ....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by damocles
              do you know chinese do you know 顶 mean
              Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding?

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              • #8
                why you know chinese are you study chinaese

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by aseepish
                  Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding?

                  Some body has been using http://translate.google.com cough*** cough***


                  经过奋力了解生命的意义,他杀死猴子醉酒

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                  • #10
                    经过奋力了解生命的意义,他杀死猴子醉酒

                    After struggling to understand the meaning of life, he killed monkeys drink

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                    • #11
                      Jing guo fenli liaojie shenghuo de yiyi, ta shasi houzi zuijiu.

                      Google gei ni pinyin de fanyi le meiyou? Wangbadan!

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                      • #12
                        Engrish mofos! speak frichen ENGRISH ........

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                        • #13
                          ????

                          Do you know how freakin busy I am. I don't have time to transrate this mess. I have to rure the pranet.

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