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[PassiveGuy]

My style is called Shoalin Long Schlong. It is based on the principle of using your naturally superior manliness to defeat your opponent in the most efficient ways possible. Once confronted by an attacker the master springs into action and intimidates the aggressor with his amazing gargantuan endowment. In Following he sends a blinding spray of thick white "death juice" into the assailants eyes. Then he proceeds to strike with a thrusting motion to a small area in the aggressors back, which results in an instant and potentially fatal coma. This technique is refered to as the "Dik Mak". Only a select few can learn this deadly martial art. Commonly called the "art of thrusting boners", this art combines the most effective elements from Dicky-Ryu and Jeet Cum Do. PREPARE YOURSELF!!!

yours truly,
Justin aka "PassiveGuy" tenth degree black and neon belt in Shaolin Long Schlong and master of Dik Mak

[Ryan The Bad]

Sounds gay

It would have been nice to have gotten a warning about your thread. I was eating when I read it. *Hurl*

[PassiveGuy]

Hahahahaha!!! Just goes to show how effective my style is!!! I kicked someones ass over the net!!! Virtual uppercut to the stomch! :--)
Just messin wit ya... firgured the forum needed to be lightened up a bit, even if my jokes are crappy ;-O

[BIG BIRD]

LMAO..That was great! By far the funniest post you have ever made. Can I have more info on your style please? Can I become an apprentice instructor?