Knee on belly position

[danfaggella]

Would someone mind explaining the baseball bat choke?

[gaittec]

Baseball bat choke: A collar choke in which the hands on either side of the collar are alligned as if they were holding a bat.

[blitz]

Its a gi choke.. You said you wanted no gi!

[jubaji]

light a pipe, put on a sweater-vest, and cue the soft music...

Would someone mind explaining the baseball bat choke?

You see son, when a man and a woman love each other very much sometimes the man pays the woman to perform certain sex acts on him. In order to avoid undue attention from the authorities these acts are sometimes given special code names that only the man, let's call him 'John,' and the woman, let's call her 'Ho,' can decode. When the timing is just right, and your mother doesn't find out, it can be a beautiful, special thing, son.