Funny streetfight story

[Maxximus]

This guy I know who trains muay thai somewhere else got attacked recently. Some deranged bum was bothering him for money. I don't know what he said to the guy, but I guess the guy got pi$$ed off or just snapped and then charged at him full speed. Right as the bum got close to him he threw a right elbow that basically sent the poor bum's face through the back of his head. According to my friend, the guy went down in a heap and started sobbing, wailing and bleeding on the ground like a child. Weird.

[Underdog]

Not weird, really

Actually that is one of my favorite streetfight moves. I drilled alot the diagonal/downward elbow slash. Simple, elegant, effective, and if you have the proper footwork, it's a bitch to avoid: if the guy slip, he'll get caught in the collarbone, if he bob downward, he'll get it on top of head and usually will get cut; if he has not much experience, he will bend backward, exposing his face.

Very good move!

[Aloha From Hell]

HI-larious. I nearly busted a gut.

[WhiteSon]

Ok, I have a story which is actually funny.
A girl I went out with over a year ago had a stalker. Her exboyfriend didn't even acknowledge the fact that she dumped him and still called her two or three times a day and left messages, and walked by her apartment, looked in the window and stuff. Messed up. She never said anything to him but tell him it was over and to stay away from her and such, but I guess he couldn't take a hint. A guy she almost went out with before me had been scared off by his attentions, so she warned me. Hey whatever.
After we had been together about a week, I was at this little fast food shack on campus. I just bought a large Italian sub, and I was holding it in my right hand. Anyway, this latino guy approaches me all of a sudden yelling something which I don't really remember but I'm pretty sure it had to do with 'his woman'. I was taken by surprise because I had never seen her stalker before, but evidently he knew who I was. He took a swing at me. It was pretty weak, more like he was trying to slap me upside the head than anything. I stepped out to avoid it, stepped back in and jabbed him in the head. He stupidly let his hand drop, so I crossed and punched him in the face with my right. And as my fist connected, the Italian sub I was holding got crushed in half and kind of exploded. Of course, everyone was watching, but one girl in line was staring with an expression of utter shock and horror on her face, then she starts screaming frantically. I get the feeling she didn't realize I had been holding the sub, she thought his face exploded or something when chunks of meat went flying everywhere!
The guy ran away, and he wasn't even from my school, so I never got in trouble. The next day, I was over at my girlfriend's, and she got a call from the stalker. As soon as she picked up and heard it was him, I took the phone and said, "Hey dude, you owe me an Italian sub." He hung up and never called back as long as I knew the girl. In hindsight, that was just about the coolest thing I ever said.

[Badger]

Whiteson

Talk about a knuckle-sandwich!





Badger

[Ryu (non-working password]

Very cool!
gotta admit.

[Rock Ape]

White Son,

You just made my morning at work. :-) That is one of the funniest street stories.

Rock Ape

[Aloha From Hell]

Now, THAT was funny.

[Mako]

Bwaaaaaaah!

Too funny. Once in awhile something flies out of our mouths that you think, man, that was like something from a movie! Too funny.

(Similiar story) My dad, who is a retired police chief, once got a call that the local pizza hut was robbed (small town). 3 guys, 2 armed. Guy 1 is found hiding in a shed behind an old ladies house (she spotted him and called the police.) He wasn't armed. Guy 2 was found in a tree... yes, really, trying to "see where the police were headed, so he could run the other way". He was armed. 1 bad guy left, armed. A convenience store worker calls my dad (at home.. small town) and tells him she thinks she saw the 3rd guy with a local teenager, getting a ride. Dad swings by the kids house, and sees his truck here. He knows the family, so he knows that his parents are at work. (again, thank god for small towns). He looks in the screen door and sees the "bad guy" on the phone. Knowing he is still armed, dad sneaks in, gun drawn, and tells the guy......

"calls over" (he swears to this day he didn't say "punk".. but you just know he did!) LOL!