Situation I

[Britt]

The weakest point of the grip is NOT the thumb, tree. It's the eyeball. Insert pointer finger two knuckles deep, and the grip will come loose every time. I promise.

Sorry. I know it's an MMA thread so I'll step out now. Just wanted to correct that one thing for our women's self-protection fans.

That's so weird. The first thing that popped into my head was "put my thumb in his eye and kick him in the groin, and when he bends over, knee him in the face and run like hell." Are we going with wrestling rules, MMA rules, no rules, other?