Hey TraceyKarate:

[TKOU]

Dan,
What is the average velocity of a European swallow carrying a coconut from London to Alstair? Assuming that the swallow has the coconut gripped by the husk!!!

[Ryu (non-working password]

It's not a matter of where he grips it! It's a question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound cocunut!


Well maybe if it was an African swallow.

Well yeah an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

[E1am]

TracyKarate,

Nice try. If you were sharp you would have noticed that I spelled your handle wrong in the subject line. That's not the point, anyway. I'm talking about a spelling convention. You, like the people at a certain MA magazine, want to show off how cultured and knowledgeable you are by using the "correct" transliteration. The fact is Gracie/Brazilian (one "L") Jiu-jitsu is spelled how it is spelled. I find it annoying when some schmuck decides to come along and correct us. I find it even more annoying when a new member jumps in here and tries to change the tone of the forum. As if we all have to be a bunch of chi cultivating panty-wastes to be "real" martial artists.

[Shimora]

Originally posted by Ryu (non-working password
He's my best friend though

I think the correct term is life partner.

[TKOU]

Ryu,
If you come back I will taunt you a second time...I fart in your general direction.

Not many Grail lovers on this forum evidently eh?

Peace

[Ryu (non-working password]

apparently not.

They're mother was a hamster and they're father smelt of eldeberries! Away with their Gracie King and all his silly coniggets.

Ryu

[sccr06]

Ryu- "What else floats in water?"
TKOU- "rocks!"
E1am-"churches!"

sccr06-"a duck!"

Ryu-"Exactly!"

[E1am]

You guys are a bunch of f---ing geeks.

[Karlinhos]

"centooweean! stwike him veh-wie wuff-wee...!!!"

[Ryu (non-working password]

LOL!
You guys made my day.

Ryu

[dan downard]

Karl,you slay me!LOL.

[TKOU]

She turned me into a newt!!! I got better!!!


All the members of the cast (Ryu, sccr06, Karlinhos) have been sacked...This forum has been sacked!!!


We may be geeks but my freakin' stomach is killing me from you guys!!!

[Ryu (non-working password]

What do we burn aside from witches?

[TKOU]

Wood?