You don't post for a couple weeks and look what happens!

[Spleen]

OK, so I haven't posted much the past six months since my kid was born, I bought a house etc. Today I decided to check the ol' forum & see whassup & lo and behold my username was gone! Unregistered, outcast!! So now I've re-registered but my post count is now a patry one, instead of the healthy 700-800 it was before I trailed off. I'm hurt & confused & embarassed and a little hungry. I promise never to be gone for so long again, my forum brothers.

Your pal,

Spleen

[John Bennett]

That's what you get for abandoning us!