Hi Everyone!

[Kim Smith]

Originally posted by Marcus
I am the official forum male hottie, and yes I "'shake hands with the governer of love' on a regular basis", but only if you post more pics.

To answer your question, I own no speedo. Those are for sissy men.

You guys are alright! I like your sense of humor.

The model Kim Smith looks pretty hot, she many have nicer boobs than me but I have better legs and most important, I could kick her ass!

But where are the pics? I showed you mine, now you show me yours LOL.

[dan downard]

I took a picture of myself to post.But,after looking at it.I decided I was too old and ugly to post it.Damn.when did I get so old.

[Patterson]

Guys on this forum don't have girlfriends, they have restraining orders.

[Kim Smith]

Originally posted by Patterson
Guys on this forum don't have girlfriends, they have restraining orders.

ROTFLMAO!

The funniest thing I've read on this forum.

Patterson, you're a real card.

[HardCore BJJ]

Dam, this sheet is pretty fuking lame.....hehehehe

[LEGION]

You 'roll' with your uncle? Are you sure you're from New York and not West Virginia?

[Sean Reed]

Low price training

Kim: Training at Renzos' is the best, no doubt. It is also very expensive.

If you are in the Albany area, you can train at the Renzo affiliate, Nick Sanzos' school. I am an assistant instructor there, and I may be biased, but the grappling is excellent. We also do quite a bit of standup (we have several Judo black belts and also champion wrestlers).

You can train as much as you like for only $70.00 per month.

Please give Nick a call, his wife will most likely answer the phone. you can find his number in the phone book, either under his name, or under our ad in the Yellow Pages

Sincerely, Sean

[Oberleutnant]

Patterson: LOL! That was funny.

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"The greatest sin in this life is settling for being ordinary"

[SweepEm]

Originally posted by dan downard
I took a picture of myself to post.But,after looking at it.I decided I was too old and ugly to post it.Damn.when did I get so old.

It sure sucks to get old...........doesn't it? Heh heh.........
Now, all you need is a blanket and a rocking chair and you can sit on your porch and watch the world go by.

Don't forget to get your AARP and Medicare card.

Oh, Dan, don't forget to change your diaper at least once a day, or otherwise you'll attract too many flies.

[dan downard]

Sweep,it's funny you mention diapers.Martial Artist was just telling everyone that he uses your depends to secure hip control over your tired old body whenever he is punishing you on the ground........If I were you I would teach that youngen a lesson for what he said.

[bobby_steeles]

have either of you tried "oops i crapped my pants" brand undergarment?

[duchman]

both dan downard and sweepem should be banned fot being that old.

[duchman]

THEY CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER TO TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK

[SweepEm]

Originally posted by duchman
THEY CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER TO TO TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK

Erin, I think you've smoked too much reefer...............

Duuuh, we can use old for our actions and mistakes but what's your excuse?
Punish MA?

naaaah, just like our Dutch Boy, these young dudes are just imbeciles.

Yeah, sure, we are old enough to be your Dads or even older, but do you actually think that if you double your age, you'll still be training in martial arts?

My friends think that playing golf is great exercise.