who would you like to beat the crap out of?

[bobby_steeles]

sodamnpoor, your posts are a lot like your relationanship with your father: very anal.

if i was writing an english paper maybe i would care, but typing a post directed towards a guy who can't even read the title of the thread he's posting on--i let it slide.

[sodamnpoor]

Let me clear the air

LOL! It's funny that you choose to critique my reading/writing ability. I don't think that that is really a can of worms that you would like to open. For anybody else who is reading these posts let me clear some stuff up for you. I can tell you why Bobby chose to respond to my post. I know him personally. We went to middle school together, and once, while getting dressed for PE, he attempted to make sweet sweet love to my buttocks. I of course denied him and ever since he has been bitter. Sure he tries to mask his homosexual tendencies by playing the macho man; you know, martial arts, crocodile wrestling, pretending to enjoy the centerfolds in Playboy, etc. but it's quite obvious that he has a little too much fun on the mat, particularly in the mount. Really I didn't even want to get into Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but I was forced to in order to defend myself from Bobby's incessant attempts to shank me with the ol' meat dagger in PE. Finally I moved away but he tracked me down and ever since he has been pestering me in any way that he can such as posting slanderous things about my mother and father on this message board. Really, how juvenile. Bobby there are plenty of other men who would welcome your sexual advances. Men with shaven asses, men who enjoy your constant attempts to grapevine or triangle choke them, men who like Judy Garland movies, men who do 1000 kegal exercises before bed; however, I am not one of those men. I respect your decision to put your's in the stink instead of the pink, but please give up on me, I will never give it up to you. Besides that, I saw your penis once in gym class and I really don't think you could satisfy me even if I did swing your way. I wish you the best of luck in your rainbow rebellion.

Respectfully,

Sodamnpoor

[bobby_steeles]

that was a different bobby_steeles!

well i guess you ran out of grammar-related insults, eh? the sheer number of slang terms for gay activity you throw around and the amount of detail you use to describe you fantasies--err, i mean story, is exposing your little secret. sorry!

hey, why are you so damn poor anyway? gay porn industry in a bit of a recession? well, good luck with your next endeavor, whatever it may be...

i have heard some strange things about you too. i heard that you once got kicked out of a bjj club for trying to work out in a crotchless gi. i heard you used to wear vale tudo shorts out to the bars before anyone even heard of vale tudo. i heard your instructor is getting tired of telling you to stop shouting out a little-richard-type "woooooo!" everytime he demonstrates a technique on you. i heard you were really excited about getting your pride dvd until you found out it had absolutely nothing to do with parades. i heard you got really upset when the ufc people fired john peretti.

[sodamnpoor]

More things you should know about Bobby

i have heard some strange things about you too. i heard that you once got kicked out of a bjj club for trying to work out in a crotchless gi. i heard you used to wear vale tudo shorts out to the bars before anyone even heard of vale tudo. i heard your instructor is getting tired of telling you to stop shouting out a little-richard-type "woooooo!" everytime he demonstrates a technique on you. i heard you were really excited about getting your pride dvd until you found out it had absolutely nothing to do with parades. i heard you got really upset when the ufc people fired john peretti.

>>that was a different bobby_steeles!<<

No I'm quite sure by the weak minded retort that this is the one and only Bobby Steeles.

>>well i guess you ran out of grammar-related insults, eh? <<
No I have plenty of them but I don't think you would understand most of them.

>>hey, why are you so damn poor anyway?<<
Expensive BJJ lessons, pepper spray, body guards, false identity papers, target practice, and chastity belts all in the name of protection for my delicate, and virgin ass, due to your pursuit of me.

[sodamnpoor]

accidentally hit the return button

I accidentally hit the return button before finishing my response to Bobby's post.

I feel that it is of utmost urgency to inform the martial arts community of this sexual predator. DO NOT under any circumstances grapple with this man. One should be more weary of his probing nature than his grappling skill. Take it from a person whom he once whispered his desire to cover me in peanut butter, dress me in a diaper, and have me behave as an imobilized fat man, in order to pretend that he is Richard Simmons, there to help. Please do not hate him for he is sick, and he needs help.

If you too have had a bad experience with Bobby Steeles please don't hesitate to come forward with your story. Do not be ashamed if you have ridden the bologna pony for you are not his only victim, nor will you be his last.

[Ryu (non-working password]

LMAO,
just in case anyone thinks this is me, I assure you it's not. I guess making fun of Bobby Steeles is more addictive than cocaine.


But that crotchless gi joke nearly killed me.

Ryu

[controllerzero]

dhalsim needs a good whoopin'

[camundongo]

regis philman (or however u spell his name)
chuck norris (hes just too d*mn nice)
eminem

[sodamnpoor]

Brief list

1) Bob Saget
2) Everybody who laughs at Bob Saget
3) Cathy Lee
4) The entire cast of Seventh Heaven
5) Everybody on the WB network's payroll
6) The Robins Brother's
7) Rick Dees
8) All of N'sync
9) All of the Backstreet boys
10) All boy bands
11) Brittany Spears and all clones
12) All politicians
13) All lawyers
14) Yoko Ono
15) All television evangelists
16) Whoever started glam rock
17) Whoever invented country music
18) Whoever invented rap music
19) Martin Lawrence
20) Everybody who thinks Martin Lawrence is funny
21) Everybody who jumped on the SUV bandwagon
22) Every owner of an SUV that gripes about the cost of gas
23) All wiggers
24) Ricky Lake
25) Geraldo
26) Oprah Winfrey and everybody in her bookclub
27) Marth Stewart
28) Whoever came up with the idea of the game show
29) Rush Limbaugh
30) Wally George
31) Allen Iverson
32) all religious activists
33) all newbie martial artists who like to practice their moves in public
34) Whoever invented bikini underwear for men
35) the sackless pieces of shit that keep stealing things out of my car
36) All car salesmen
37) All telemarketers
38) All the punkass straight-edgers who hang out on Main Street in Huntington Beach
39) All gangsters
40) All taggers
41) Everybody who likes disco
42) Everybody who tries to bring the 70's back in style
...to be continued

[hounddog]

LMAO @ Patterson.

I would like to beat the crap out of Dr. Laura and anybody that drives like an idiot.

[controllerzero]

Bob spitzen, for leading the efforts to ban no holds barred fighting in wilmington, nc

[Karateka]

Hitler, Stalin, General Dyer

[Oldskulbus]

Sodamnpoor

I think you are gonna have to beat the crap out of me for your #2. Have you ever seen the movie "Half-Baked"?

[IronMaiden]

Gandhi,Mao Tse Tung,Stalin,Oprah Winfrey

[Karateka]

Why the hell do you want to beat up Ghandi