Qualify for a Blue at Torrance - $69.95 !

[John Bennett]

GRACIE JIU-JITSU Black Belt home course




I saw this listing on Ebay and thought it was quite cute.

"$69.99.......retail...........GRACIE JIU-JITSU INTERMEDIATE is designed to build on the foundation established in the Basics series. Students who practice and learn what is shown in the BASICS and INTERMEDIATE series could qualify to be examined for a blue belt at the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy in Torrance, CA. ................!"

Well, yes, I guess you "could" qualify.

Think about the poor guys out there bidding on this tape with visions of getting their Black Belt in GJJ. It's humorous, but kinda irritating in a way.

[Hookah Smokin Caterpillar]

LOL. Visions to be the next Jeremy Horn I guess

[Lacrymosa]

Put a couple of zeroes to the end of that figure and maybe it'll more closely resemble the truth.

For eons I was told that I "could" be eligible to win $10 million, but Ed McMahon is a hard man to contact.