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If you can relate yourself to at least 5 of these, chances are that you are probably doing too much of BJJ!
- You are more concerned about being rested up for a tournament than going to your prom.
- Your best friend starts getting the wrong idea about your relationship with him, because of grappling with him too much on the floor.
- Instead of renting a video with your girlfriend, you put in the "Choke" video in for the 100th time and explain to your girlfriend how awesome the choke/video is.
- You wake up in the middle of the night and find that the beanbag chair that was at the foot of your bed is now in your guard.
- Your girlfriend starts getting cauliflower ears and has a decent guard from practicing on her.
- When getting out of bed, you put your outside foot just out of the covers and then elevator the covers off of you.
- When you spend hours, seven days a week, practicing even though you are not going to fight anybody.
- When you pivot on your back in the morning and hook the edge of the bed with your foot and slide out instead of giving your back.
- When you can not get any work done in the office because all you think about is BJJ
- Whenever some one greets you with open arms you shoot for a takedown.
- You realize you putting yourself into a armbar or choke when bored.
- When nobody is around, you start doing submissions to your pillow.
- You start teaching your 10 month old baby, the mount, the side mount and the guard.
- When someone tries to give you a hug you immediately drop into base and hip throw.
- When you practice chokes on anyone that turn his back at you.
- You find it fun putting house pets (dogs, cats) into locks, chokes and holds.
- You try to get grandma to do a footlock on you.
- You are constantly staring at other people's ears at bars and clubs to see who is a grappler.
- Your name begins with an "R" but you insist that it is pronounced with an "H" sound, "Hichard", "Hick", "Hyan", "Hodney".
- Your family members begin to lose feeling in their joints.
- You turn in bed at night and you are posting your foot and sliding your hips to turn instead of just rolling over.
- When talking with friends, boss, relatives you eye them up to see which would be easier to take on them: the armbar or the choke
- When in bed with your wife or girlfriend you are doing Jiu-Jitsu reversals to maneuver them to the position you want.
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- You are more concerned about being rested up for a tournament than going to your prom.
- Your best friend starts getting the wrong idea about your relationship with him, because of grappling with him too much on the floor.
- Instead of renting a video with your girlfriend, you put in the "Choke" video in for the 100th time and explain to your girlfriend how awesome the choke/video is.
- You wake up in the middle of the night and find that the beanbag chair that was at the foot of your bed is now in your guard.
- Your girlfriend starts getting cauliflower ears and has a decent guard from practicing on her.
- When getting out of bed, you put your outside foot just out of the covers and then elevator the covers off of you.
- When you spend hours, seven days a week, practicing even though you are not going to fight anybody.
- When you pivot on your back in the morning and hook the edge of the bed with your foot and slide out instead of giving your back.
- When you can not get any work done in the office because all you think about is BJJ
- Whenever some one greets you with open arms you shoot for a takedown.
- You realize you putting yourself into a armbar or choke when bored.
- When nobody is around, you start doing submissions to your pillow.
- You start teaching your 10 month old baby, the mount, the side mount and the guard.
- When someone tries to give you a hug you immediately drop into base and hip throw.
- When you practice chokes on anyone that turn his back at you.
- You find it fun putting house pets (dogs, cats) into locks, chokes and holds.
- You try to get grandma to do a footlock on you.
- You are constantly staring at other people's ears at bars and clubs to see who is a grappler.
- Your name begins with an "R" but you insist that it is pronounced with an "H" sound, "Hichard", "Hick", "Hyan", "Hodney".
- Your family members begin to lose feeling in their joints.
- You turn in bed at night and you are posting your foot and sliding your hips to turn instead of just rolling over.
- When talking with friends, boss, relatives you eye them up to see which would be easier to take on them: the armbar or the choke
- When in bed with your wife or girlfriend you are doing Jiu-Jitsu reversals to maneuver them to the position you want.
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