Real Fighting

[sccr06]

No one can take ME to the ground expecially SZ. Cause he SUCKS!! I've seen him train.......what a pansy! I know pressure points that will make him shit himself to death!

[bjjnovice]

Yes and I know the ninja armbar reversal touch

whereby if an oponent has me in an armbar I will procede with great caution to touch his litle toe and he will then give me his arm releasing mine

I then procede to sit on his face and let a fart rip right into his mouth. This will choke him out

However make sure you had quite afew bourbons the night before.

Bourbon farts are deadly.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Are you calling me out?

Are YOU calling ME out?


I shit myself all the time, it's not a fatal move.... shows what you know....

OH, and this one's for you baby.....

[mushinmaster]

...AND YOU HAVE TO POTTY TRAIN YOUR KID?!?!?!

[Szczepankiewicz]

Mushi, YOU are the last person to be talking about potty training...


Besides, that duty falls to the wife. So I'm off the hook.

[mushinmaster]

DOES SHE WIPE YOUR ASS TOO?

[sccr06]

.................huh huh...................you're NAUGHTY!!!

[Szczepankiewicz]

No, not technically .

[crazyjoe380]

Originally posted by sccr06
No one can take ME to the ground expecially SZ. Cause he SUCKS!! I've seen him train.......what a pansy! I know pressure points that will make him shit himself to death!

i have a dick in your mouth technique that will work wonders on your mom....


it's called DICK THRUST from the mount

[Szczepankiewicz]

You mean you want another guy to....

Seriously?

I think you got it all wrong man, SCCR06 was in the ARMY, not the Navy. If that's how you spar, remind me never to train with you.


Besides, I thought you were on the mean streets of LA, not the preened streets of SF.

SZ

[sccr06]

Joe: .....and here all this time I thought that little mound in your fight shorts was just a pimple! I would at least hope you would have the courtesy to provide a reach-around following your technique. ....some people

SZ: Didn't I see you driving around a rainbow sticker on your car window? You dirty bird!

[Szczepankiewicz]

Screw the rainbow sticker man, I have a rainbow van! With blacked out windows and a plush interior. I also had 'Captains' chairs installed because I know how much you enjoy 'Star Trek'.

Next time you're in town we can hang out at the 'Emerald City Club' again on 'straight night' (aka new member initiation night). Remember how much fun you had the last time.

And Joe would give you the reach around, but his stubby little arms have trouble reaching past your BEER GUT!

More situps, less 12 oz curls man!

Seriously though, I am surrounded by rainbow warriors on a daily basis. Which doesn't bother me in the least, as I am a fellow lesbian and damn proud of all my sisters.

Girl Power!

SZ

[crazyjoe380]

rainbow warriors??? or warrior women...that's the lesbian questions..

Originally posted by sccr06
Joe: .....and here all this time I thought that little mound in your fight shorts was just a pimple! I would at least hope you would have the courtesy to provide a reach-around following your technique. ....some people

SZ: Didn't I see you driving around a rainbow sticker on your car window? You dirty bird!

SICK FUDGE PACKER!!

lol....one of my girls said she seen sccr06 mom in the county jail...

SCC06'S MOM IS THE ONE SMOKING THE CIGARETTE ON THE RIGHT WITH THE "NO MORE COCK" tattoo on her neck...


Crazy bitch!

[sccr06]

Ya know Joe, it's all fun and games till someone's mom gets brought into it.......I think you've been listening to SpankyWitz a little too much

SZZZZzzzzz.....................I'm right there with you in lesbianism buddy..........nothin' like chowing a good box lunch!