Self Defense

[Szczepankiewicz]

Schizophrenic is retarded, didn't you know that? Plus I hear he doesn't bathe very often. He must be from Europe.




Spanky

[Szczepankiewicz]

The slating of each others ideas and arts is not.

What the heck is slating anyway?

[Guest]

Being Schizophrenic is not being retarded, but it is having more than one personality. It may show various symptoms like, for example, someone making two posts, one after the other, when they could have said what they wanted on one.

I'm so excited............Can't wait for Pentjackoff to come back. He's really frightening when he sucks up to you, and he is sooooooo articulate! He might even be abe to tell you what slating means! Was the jibe about Europeans not bathing one of his? It's a real good one. It's one of those classics that every 6 year old has up his sleeve for the newcomer.

Anyway, is this the conflcit part? Do I run now? Has the brave new country started to develop? Wow, you two are so cool!

[Szczepankiewicz]

Why thank you Bri. I appreciate your appreciation. It warms the heart like farts warm the bathwater.

Oh, I misread you're post. my apologies on the Schizophrenic part, I got so excited about slating I missed entire sentences.
And stuttered out two posts.

[Guest]

I guess you did get excited. Go on, admit it. Tell your little chums what DID make the bath water bubble up, Spunky.

[Szczepankiewicz]

My little chums? What's a chum? Is that like bait for fishing?

My autographed (laminated ) picture of Bri Thai made all the bubbles. What else???

[Szczepankiewicz]

Another thread dooomed to end up in the Open Access Forum......

Sorry fellas.

[Guest]

Thats so nice. Now I get to appreciate your appreciation. Try not to fart on the picture too much.....

A "chum" is a friend, a buddy. Do you have any real ones? I bet both of you do.

Oops! Another double post! Take it easy boys. Let the nice man in the white coat give you your medicine.........

[Szczepankiewicz]

OH, I get it now. Thanks. That English English is much harder to understand than American English.

Friends? I thought you were my friend!? If not, why'd you mail me the picture?

[Guest]

Because I wanted you to appreciate the appreciation that I appreciated in your appreciation, like the card said, Spunky.

Is American English where they get the spellings all wrong? What does everyone think about that? You simply MUST tell them! I'm sure they would appreciate it.........

[Ryu (JKD?)]

Man, you guys are nuts.

Ryu

[PentjackSilat]

To slate is to enumerate candidates of interest where two or more parties vie for a plebiscite.

However I am flummoxed, as the salient feature you have chosen under your own volition is mellifluously out of context.

I am sure the venerable Skiz has a point in case, yet the fart-mongrel, whom shall not be made conspicuous, is universally out of his element with a cove of such etymologically superfluous privity of ken.

"I point my genitalia in your general direction!"
-Monty Python

[Guest]

Haw haw haw! That must be the most pathetic attempt at trying to look clever that I have ever seen! What a wanker! Haw haw haw!

[Szczepankiewicz]