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  • Roy Gaflaer open challenge

    In the tradition of my great instructors, the Gracies, I am issuing a challenge to all the internet tough guys and doubters of Gracie JJ. Just like the Gracies this is an open invitation. Any of you who think you are good, may come down and test your style in a gi grappling match against me. Here are the stipulations.

    No time limits

    No points

    no holding gi sleeves

    all submissions legal

    you must come alone, it will be a closed doors match in my basement, I will record the match on my camcorder.

    all taps will be honored, except chokes, if I catch you in a choke hold I will put you to sleep. What happens to you while you're asleep will be recorded.

    If you agree to these rules leave your email address and I will contact you on how we will set this up.

    You all talk the talk, can you walk the walk?
    Last edited by Roy Gaflaer; 05-16-2002, 07:57 PM.

  • #2
    No holding gi sleeves? I'm not trying top sound like a wiseass, but what do you mean?

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    • #3
      No holding gi sleeves/stalling. Open guard, holding the gi sleeves is a form of stalling.

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      • #4
        If someone beats you, do they get to keep your avatar?

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        • #5
          can't you just go to bars like other people to find 'companions'?

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          • #6
            Why do you care about stalling if there's no time limits?

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            • #7
              Re: Roy Gaflaer open challenge

              Originally posted by Roy Gaflaer
              if I catch you in a joke hold I will put you to sleep. What happens to you while your asleep will recorded.
              Can't you just rent gay porn like everyone else instead of making your own?

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              • #8
                You were A Classic Troll...

                Classic Troll Tactic Number 5: When all else fails, claim to be leaving forever. Trolls who claim they are leaving never do, of course; you can bet that anyone who proclaims, "I'm never coming back here," will most certainly at least check back for responses, and probably will not be able to resist posting again.

                But I see you have graduated to the VTG.

                MEET ME

                Closely related to the "Who are you to challenge me?" mechanism is the demand for a face-to-face meeting. The VS or VTG is forever demanding that his or her critics either put up or shut up. No one who cannot beat him in the ring may question his wisdom, the VS thinks. No one incapable of kicking her behind on the street may dare inquire regarding the veracity of her claims, the VTG believes. Ultimately, however, this is simply a defense mechanism like any other -- for since most rational people do not go out of their way to get into physical fights with obnoxious online personalities, the VTG or VS can rest assured that he or she will not be taken up on the offer.


                Thanks again for these useful guidelines Sharp Phil!

                SZ

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                • #9
                  Challenge

                  I'll roll with you Roy. But i'm not coming to your place. You come to the place where I train. No time limit. Gi or no gi. But if you were a gi I will hold the sleeves. All taps will be honored and there will be no choking anyone out. And no camcorders.

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                  • #10
                    what a lame attempt

                    [YAWN]

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                      • #12
                        O.k.,lets do it tuff guy,Im in,where ya at??????

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                        • #13
                          That's what I thought!!!!

                          chokedoutlame-o give me your e-mail address and will set it up. I have utmost faith that my pure blue belt is far superior to your generic watered down black belt.

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                          • #14
                            I called one of my friends and asked them to see if you were a student at Torrance and there is NO record of a Roy Gaflaer ever.

                            You are bogus dude!

                            wake up.

                            the only blue belt you have is one that you bought yourself.

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                            • #15
                              Ill put down $100 cold hard cash on the chokedoutsurfer, any takers

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