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    Someone with a black belt in Ninjitsu claims that he can suck his testicles into his body during combat. Is this possible, or is he bullshitting me?

  • #2
    of course he can, haven't you seen Silence of The Lambs? keep him in the crotch if you doubt the power of ninjitsui.

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    • #3
      Jeez laweez!! Thats some weird crap!! I really don't know, but there is only one way to find out.

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      • #4
        Kick him!!!!

        Scratch, offer to spar him full contact and kick him SAVAGELY in the nuts every chance you get.

        You'll find out soon enough whether he's bullshitting or not.

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        • #5
          Health Class:

          When you are developing, your testicals form in your pelvis, then "drop." Some people's drop after they are born. Some people retain the amazing ability to pull their testicles into their pelvis AND drop them back at will .

          Ballz of steel?

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          • #6
            I have also heard that some people really have this rare ability.

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            • #7
              Give him a good thigh-kick instead. Several good thigh-kicks.

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              • #8
                I can't spar him. He's a black belt, and I haven't even started taking martial arts yet (still trying to decide which is the best one for me). Maybe some time when he's not ready, I could give him a good kick in the nuts, but what if he gets mad and kicks my ass?

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                • #9
                  LOL.

                  Be careful with people claiming to be "ninjas". Authentic ninjutsu is really only geared to the Bujinkan and Genbukan schools... and even they have their share of inner skirmishes over legitemacy. Ask him where he got his blackbelt from and what instructor and style he studies. If he mentions "koga" style then you can probably assume he's not really all that he says he is.

                  Ryu

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                  • #10
                    Watch out. He might flip out and lob off your head.

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                    • #11
                      Maybe he means he can suck YOUR testicles into his body. Do not grapple with this man!

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                      • #12
                        we have a bujikan school in norway. ( proud) thats about all we have accept oil and gas) :-)

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                        • #13
                          I have read about this, Ninjas cans suposedly doit, Shaolin Monks can supposedly doo it. Ive only seen it in books and never actually seen it in real life. I would like to know how to do it.

                          As for sparring with a black belt who cares? Ive taken my share of beating from BlackBelts. You learn more from a loss than a win, if you allow yourself.....

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