The Master Text

[JIU-JITSU.NET]

Hey - Thanks for the order!
I received your order and signed the book. Enjoy!

[Guest]

Is the book available in the UK? If so, how can I get a copy and what will it cost?

Thanks.

[Fighter]

Yeah exactly how much is it? I forgot to ask.

[JaredExtreme]

Yeah Szepnk, I would like to hear what you think of the book.

[Szczepankiewicz]

You bet JE. I will work it out in a nice 'book report'.

I do quite of bit of documentation and training where I work, and at university, and at the dojo, so this will give me a chance to know whether or not I have learned any useful critical thinking and documentation skills.

I wrote a paper last semester on conflict resolution and how it compares/contrasts to the art I currently study. I got an A, but the real test is what Sharp Phil thinks.... After he gets done slashing it about I may post it on my website and invite you monkees to have a crack at it.


I'm sure Bri Thai would just love to get his Limey Mitts on it! You bastage.....

[Guest]

Whats your web site address Grasshopper? I fancy a giggle.

[JIU-JITSU.NET]

Yes, you can buy it in the UK - go to www.jiu-jitsu.net all the ordering information is there.

[Szczepankiewicz]

WHERE'S MY BOOK!!!???

I ordered this thing and I want immediate service!

JUST KIDDING. I only ordered it last week and I was too cheap to pay for the express shipping....

....but the waiting is killing me! It's like two days before Christmas and I want to open my presents!

SZ

[JIU-JITSU.NET]

LOL

It's on the way, I'm sure of that because Heather almost forgot to have me sign it.

We shipped it out and if it's not there 7 - 10 days from the time you ordered it, email me.

[Guest]

I'm notthe sharpest tool in the box. I looked at the site, and still can't figure out how to order the book (and pay) from the UK.

Can you PM me with an idiot's guide please?

[Szczepankiewicz]

Oh, I'd be glad to PM you with and Idiot's Guide you Limey.....Oh, wait, you weren't talking to me.....

My apologies.


Nothing, I SAY NOTHING!!! on the internet is completely idiot proof!


How do you think I keep getting into here.....

Peace and love to all Limeys.

Your pal,

Spanky

[Guest]

Anyway, where were YOU when I was kicking Knifer and Rorny Gracie off the forum!

Send me the idiot's guide anyway...... I reckon you probably wrote the "Guide to be an Idiot!"

[Szczepankiewicz]

Oy Chap, I got your back. But you were doing fine. I was hiding in the bushes just in case any of their friends dropped by and I could spring out and put the whoop-ass on 'em!


You damn right!! I did pen the classic "Guide to be an Idiot" and it will be released later this year.

Allow me to quote from the pages.....

Chapter 3:
"As you know, I have built quite a reputation for brilliance with my many posts on the internet. All forum members regard me as something of an expert in all manner of Philosophy, Logic, Self-Defense, Sport arts and how to pick up chicks. However, that is really not what this book is about.

Friends, what I would like to talk to you about today is the fine are of deception. In other words, "How to be an Idiot!" Oh no, of course we all know that I could never be an Idiot. What I am proposing is how to pass yourself off as an idiot and act as a mole whilst battling evil and Limeys (but I repeat myself) whilst crusading on the Information Super Highway.

Step one, and keep in mind that this is a tried and true method (check out Chapter 17 for testimonials) that always, ALWAYS works! Again, step one is to concatonate (please review Appendix B for the 'Glossary of Complicated Terminology) a really dorky forum name. Something silly or feminine added to something related to a martial discipline. A good chum of mine who studies Brazilian Jujutsu and Thai Boxing (or maybe Thai Bo) came up with a very useful one...and I think he likes Bree (isn't that a cheese?)."

I'll make sure my homies on the Forum all get discounts and autographs....

SZ

[JIU-JITSU.NET]

Bri Thai,
Go to www.jiu-jitsu.net
2. Click on the Master Text Banner
3. Click on "Order Your Copy Now"
4. There are directions that will walk you through the sale from there.

[Brent Tibbetts]

Great book!!

I highly reccomend this book. Very thorough and very concise.