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**Crash Stitches** · 08-15-2002, 02:08 AM

let me get my wader boots on, cuz this guy opened his mouth, and now there's $h!T everywhere.....

tryin' to start a flame-war eh? BRING IT, DINGO BOY!

**Guest** · 08-15-2002, 04:06 AM

Looks like Horny's back.........or is it Knifer........

Sometimes I thinks there's only about 5 different people on this board, but one of them has 90% of the identities!

**Crash Stitches** · 08-15-2002, 04:31 AM

obviously, this guy's swinging on Knifer's chode hair...

**Ice Phoenix** · 08-15-2002, 04:46 AM

This guy must just be some pub-loitering drunk who did some bullshit McDojo Karate for 10 years, then got frustrated and quit, assuming all martial arts are as crap as whatever he did, and that all martial artists are suckers like he was...

Stupid how he doesn't even realise that most fights don't involve coffee tables, pool cues, or guns! Most fights involve no weapons, but I guess an ignorant fool will always be precisely that!

**Mad Merv** · 08-15-2002, 05:42 AM

Live your martial arts fantasy

Ice Phoenix most fights may not involve weopons if you are like yourself living the martial arts fantasy.. of lets duel.. lol
i'll put down my weopon and fight one on one like a man.. pfffffft.. get real loser..
thats not how it works..

oh yeah.. and i did kung fu.. biatch..
and there just out for the money those schools.. I been to plenty..
but you keep living your little martial arts fantasy.. lol
come at me with your martial arts.. and i'll pick up the nearest weopon and take you out.. biatch.. ussually a baseball bat.. \

you better believe it cyber martial art nerds..

**Crash Stitches** · 08-15-2002, 05:52 AM

hey, dipshit

your ignorance is quite obviously polished, because it shines intensely....there are MANY martial arts that teach you to use whatever weapon is available to you. Do not mistake every martial art as being in the spirit of Bushido. Indeed a practitioner of one of the aforementioned (non-Japanese) martial arts may just pick up the nearest branch, pen, etc, and since he trained in using it, his chances are that much better of shoving said object up your caveman-style table-wielding ass. Think about it for a second, before you make retarded gross generalizations.

That being said, keep this for future reference:

**Mad Merv** · 08-15-2002, 06:23 AM

yeah yeah.. what eva you didn't even listen to what i was saying..
which is martial arts is a ripp off.
waist of money.. waist of time..
just being in that martial art sceen is all a wank..A bunch of try hard wankers.. who where all the wimps of their schools.
what do you have to show for ya training well??? answer that. losers.. ???????????????????????????????????????????
what can you do with that skill. ????
nothing...

it's just a fad all you wimps are going through in the west..
oh and kung fu is a self defence art which is one of the oldest and most respected in the world.. and only reason i did it was coz it was on next door from my house when i was growing up.. and my cuz ran it.. and i didn't pay..

The best way to defend yourself is not get into a fight in the first place..

what you gonna do with ya buda stylez. when someone pulls a gun??.. answer that hoe.. ????
you just dribble all this same old bs.. i've heard a million times..

**Mad Merv** · 08-15-2002, 06:31 AM

hey losers.. just look at the pic of YeLLa-TiGeR,,,Muahaah
where did his martial skills get him.. :P

**Crash Stitches** · 08-15-2002, 06:39 AM

For someone who makes fun of western thinking, your weak attempt at West Coast slang exposes you as a fraud. And your "logic" is sad indeed. There are more holes there than in your dirty jeans. If you think MA is a fad here, then for God's sake, pick up a book, you fool. And who are you to say that I'm wasting my money? I believe that is for me to say, not you. And if you think I was the wimp of my school, then drop by my house sometime. Ask Vanderlei Silva what he has to show for his training. You probably won't remember the answer when you wake up. And no, I'm not saying that studying MA will guarantee you will be able to defend yourself, but it will sure as hell make you better prepared to do so if it comes down to it. That's what training is for, sheepshagger! Just because you studied an ineffectual style of Kung Fu from some outback gasbag doesn't mean your experiences go for the rest of us in the civilized world. Now, be a nice little boy and go feed the crocs. With your line of logic, I'd be surprised if you ever left the house....

**Mad Merv** · 08-15-2002, 06:48 AM

bla bla bla..
oh so that is what you pay 1000$ a year for so you can defend your self..
lol
just buy a gun.. if you want to defend yourself..

it sure will be better than martial arts.. and cheaper.. just look at YeLLa-TiGeR.... hahaha.. :P

oh and i learned kung fu of William chung loser..

**Crash Stitches** · 08-15-2002, 06:58 AM

really? I didn't know Cheung had a studio in Australia, but hey, what do I know? BTW, if you really DID learn off of him, then I can see why you lost faith in M.A. He was supposedly a Wing Chun master, but when he got into a real fight with Emin Boztepe, they both slapped each other like girls until they fell. It was humiliating.

To your other point, carry a gun....ok, sure. Once again you're forcing your experience as a nimrod into my choices. Go ahead, carry a gun, and when someone ries to rob you, the second they see you reaching for your piece, you get capped. What are you going to do, pull your gun out every time you get into an argument? I'd much rather be proficient with my body as a weapon than to rely on the false sense of security that a firearm gives you. It's a crutch, and a weak one at that.

And to the comment that I waste my money to learn to defend myself.... A: I don't consider it a waste, therefore it isn't, because I'm spending MY money. B: it's fun as hell, and it's great exercise.

Keep replying, I'm really enjoying taking your weak-minded comments apart.

In the words of Bri Thai:

"What a WANKER!"

**Ryu (JKD?)** · 08-15-2002, 07:23 AM

What ya gonna do when i smash a table into you.

Smash you into another table.

what ya gonna do when i pull a gun out on you..
well.. ???

I'd probably pull my own gun out on you first.

Cute questions though. MA is about "victory" plain and simple. That encompasses a lot more than fighting barefoot with empty hands all the time.

Oh yeah and..... catch you on the flip side! Homeslice! I'm out!
Biatch!!

LOL

Ryu

**Mad Merv** · 08-15-2002, 10:30 AM

bah.. i'd smash ya's all..

big deal william got owned.. whats newz he's a little asian man.. all the martial arts in the world woudln'\t help him.. we all know asians are wimps one on one..you put me up against bruce lee the movie actor homo.. and i'd grab the littte asian **** and drop him on his head..

yeah well i been to a german wing chun school to check it out..
and i owned all those guyz . anyway.. those german guyz are the biggest scam of them all.. you walk into there gay class and they make you bow to three pictures of there so called grand masters that are on the wall.. bah..

oh and if you are the typical sucker kinda like you two gay fags i gues.. then you pay thousands and you are lucky enough to go visit them in there mansion.. thats if you pay 10000 just fore a week stay.. what a joke..

then you get this instuctor who is a fag.. trying to impress by showing off and beating up one of his newbie students.. couldn't even hold his punches properly..
What a joke.. another typical gay martial arts joint..

yeah it is good execersie.. i agree..and yeah it is fun...
but bah.. it's a ripp off plain and simple..
I can get the same fun from going down to the local boxing ring and sparring and punching bag for a dollar a go..

martial art is full of wankers like you two num nuts.. who think you are warriors who know it all..

i'd smash ya's both.. lol

**Ryu (JKD?)** · 08-15-2002, 11:12 AM

"we all know asians are wimps one on one"

I have Enson Inoue on the phone. He'd like to talk with you.

Ryu

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