Loosing with Honor

[Playa]

Originally posted by Joe Manco

Originally posted by Ronin
It is not the size of one's blade that matters, my impudent friend, but the skill with which it is wielded.

Every man with a small d!ck says this.

Yours truly,

Joe

LMFAO! This is true. Sorry Roni

[Ronin]

Aw, c'mon Hawk! We agree about lots of things!

I'll go think of some.

[Ronin]

Fellas, fellas...

I'm trying to "get off" this topic, but since you all can't stop talking about my d!ck, I'll lay it on the line for you:

I dated a girl, who, after dating me, dated a guy with INCREDIBLE...endowments. He couldn't do anything for her. Basically because he thought he already had what he needed and didn't have to try.

Just like Jiu-Jitsu, it's all about technique.

That's what she told me.

[Mickey Finn]

Re: Fellas, fellas...

That's what she told me.

“IT’S TWUE, IT’S TWUE!!” (Apologies to Mel Brooks) BWAHAHAHA!! And we all know women NEVER lie! LOL! Ronnin buddy, you need to cut your losses and move away from this one. He got you amigo.

I suppose you could always try the “well, its not very long, but it sure is big around” thing. We could start calling you “Cake” or “Can ‘o’ Tuna.”

[Ronin]

Mickey:

Come on over, and I'll show you what I'm talkin' about.

Once you've gone sub-continental, you don't go back.

Indians wrote the book on love...baby.

[Mickey Finn]

LOL! I guess it’s nice to be hit on……. but Mickey don’t swing that way. I have “EXIT ONLY” tattooed on my ass.

[Ronin]

Really?

Mine says "ENTRY ONLY".

I've gotta stop this now...it'll shatter my macho image.

[EJ]

LOL!!!

Ronny wants to show The Mick some "Booty Kama Sutra"!!!


BTW, you can NEVER have enuff Mel Brooks resets. Ahhh... the Teutonic Titwillow!!!

[Ronin]

It proves that I'm comfortable with my masculinity that I can joke about being gay.

Right, guys?

Guys?

Hello?

[Playa]

LOL!

You not gay, Ronin.

You just silly man, that's all.

[Ronin]

Playa, you are obviously a man of great intelligence.

God knows we need more of them around here.

[EJ]

Ronny is gayer than (Liberace X Merv Griffin) + (Kordell Stewart)


Ohhhh yeah.... brutha!!!!!!!!

[Playa]

:0
Kordell Stewart is gay?!

Oh Jesus I did not know that.

[Ronin]

EJ:

Gayer than Kordell Stewart?

That's low, man.

And I'm a Steelers fan too.

That alone should prove my manliness.

[EJ]

LMAO!!!





And yes, Kordell isss a romo.