Anyone ever had to use their skills in real life?

[MrPoopy]

GRACIEAUSTIN, please tell me what happened! Please say you broke some poor bum's arm!

[crazyjoe380]

if i answer this question you will all label me king!

i'd better keep quiet...lol i'm just kidding i'm still coo

but i've fought alot without training and training..

i made alot of mistakes when i was fighting without any formal training.. now i see what i was doing wrong. i love martial arts..

[Szczepankiewicz]

Yes Grasshoppa,

You make big mistake.

You no fight nooooooooooo more.

You keep BIG mouth shut.

You smile. You walk away.

Show me Wax on. Wax off.

Show me Paint the fence



Szczepankiewicz-san

[crazyjoe380]

spanky-san show me take`yo`momma pants off~ show me take`yo`sista`pants`off..

good..

[Biker]

You guys forgot all about defense. Now go do two hours of "sand the floor!"

[GRACIEAUSTIN]

I split the guys noggin open above his eyebrows. It was ugly and lasted a total of 10 seconds, quite a bit dissapointing if thats what I had been training for. I prefer to avoid dumb asses. I keep a you break it you buy it motto, it keeps me out of trouble.

[MrPoopy]

Why would it be disappointing that you split the guys head open? Aren't you also a Muay Thai instructor?

[GRACIEAUSTIN]

Fighting people with no skill is pretty much pointless. It is good I know how to defend myself & all but that's just part of being and adult.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Fighting people with no skill is pretty much pointless

Sweet, that gets me off the hook!

[GRACIEAUSTIN]

You don't go up and try to fondle the girlfriend of the meanest guy walking down the road hand in hand.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Or, in Bri Thai's case, try to run up and fondle the guy....

You know how those Europeans are.


If you don't fight people with no skill, I guess we will have to call off our death match...



Spanky

[Guest]

I am not a European. I am British.

There is a world of difference.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Oh yeah, that's European. Anything east of the Mississippi is considered Europe anymore.....

[Guest]

Are you coming over to the UK then Spunky?

If so, send me an email. You have a sofa to sleep on and a couple of places to train.

Oh yeah, and food.