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[Szczepankiewicz]

I'm gonna go start a new style and call it 'Da Street' Kata, Poomse, Forms, Rasslin, and other Guaranteed Self DefenCe Tools.

I know important people who would be glad to back me up on all my expert observations. Therefore, I am perfectly qualified to instruct you in the ways of Bul Shi Tsu .


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If a fellow in a bar with a knife attacks you, all you have to do is poke 'im in the eye with one of our patented pressure point attacks and then roll 'im onto the floor and slap on the Rectangle Choke (TM). We're not commercially allowed to refer to other styles, at least our lawyers tell us so.

Anywho, with your paid membership, you get a nice photocopied edition of our entire curriculum and a complete, 100% accurate and reliable flow chart of : 'If he does this, then you do this.'

You'll never have to worry about awareness, adaptability, legalities, or even thinking ever again.

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Email me for details.

[ryanhall]

I am sorry to report this to you, Sensei Szczepankiewicz, but alas, I already have a 143.5th Dan rank in this beautiful and deadly art--useful for making brutal killers putty in your hands, as well as cooking, cleaning, singing, and auto mechanicry--under the Great Grandiose Grand Master and Dictator For Life and founder of Bul Shi Tsu. I would present the world with his name, but I have been sworn to uphold the secrecy of his identity, as he is a Black Bag Special Ops Super International Man Of Mystery. If I were to break this pledge, a terrible retribution would fall upon my head, and I would have to send my Chi in the night to beat down whoever had learned of this enormous and unprecendented secret of secrets. I don't know where you got the gall to claim that you, lowly Spanky, could teach this Secret Weapon to the mindless public--it is simply too dangerous to be trusted in the hands of the neophytes. My people will talk to your people. You may be spared, but I will make no promises. That is, unless every one who reads this thread and wants a piece of THE SECRET sends me $74.95 plus shipping and handling to receive the first of 15 totally underground supersecret full of awesomeness tapes that will get you started on the path to disengaging your brain FOREVER. That's right, folks, I said FOREVER. Don't let this one-time-only opportunity pass you by. Just think--wait, don't do that. Let me think for you. Buy my videos...Buy them now!...

I command you to do as I say,
143.5th Super Dan, Ryan Hall the Magnificent

[MrPoopy]

Anywho, with your paid membership, you get a nice photocopied edition of our entire curriculum

So you think it'd be stupid to get a book from a martial arts school? When I start Judo this saturday, I have to pay an insurance fee to the USJI and it comes with a subscription to a Judo magazine.

I always thought it would be cool to get an instructional book or something along with your paid training.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Silence Poopy, you fool!

It would only be foolish foolhardiness for someone to get a book from someone other than ME!

Ryan, if Elmore Sensei finds out what you're up to, 'ats yerass.


Seriously, books are a useful addition to any training. Judo in particular. Speaking of, have you read my latest (and only) review???

I seriously doubt, however that your subscription to Judo Magazine will hold any useful paralization strikes or secret handshakes!!!


My mind's made up, don't bother me with the facts.

[HuSanYan]

lmfao........

[Louco]

I am a 5th dan in Ho Do Me. I can teach secret techniques to break down women's inhibitions and get the panties.