martial arts for cristians

[J-Luck]

lol

Lol are we allowed to post stupid fights we've seen recently? Some kid in my neighborhood robbed one of his(and my best friends) for a g a few weeks ago. The kids parents paid my boy back, but he couldn't let go of the fact that his close friend had betrayed him and was still denying it despite the evidence. So he found him and after lots "YOU DID IT!" and "IT WASNT ME!" He finally swung at the kid. As soon as he hit him, the other kid hugged him in sort of an akward underhook on the right side and up the back, and then an overhook... but sort of around his neck... Anyway, my boy just started punching him in the head since he couldn't do anything else(no grappling experience, only boxing) and then, when broken up (store mangager on the corner) my friend landed a good shot to the solar plexus as he was coming out of the grapple. While he floored the kid, the kid was too embarased bout being hit in the gut and threw two weak uppercuts to the jaw of my friend... lol. Thought I'd lighten the mood. I personally think everyone should learn some wrestling and boxing at least... and martial arts if their smart. Never know when you might need it. Thought I'd lighten the mood... anyone else got any fights they saw in the distant past or recently?

[EmptyneSs]

Boar & Omaplata are athiests and Arieson maybe a neo-liberal Christian, but as Christians we are the light of God that shines on the world.

thats pretty arrogant to say dont you think?

[J-Luck]

Emptyness

Come on man... lets lighten the mood... with fight stories! lol haha. I feel there is too much hate in here. We should all meet up and spar lol. Come on though, anyone else got some recent stories... if not in your past?

[Tom Yum]

thats pretty arrogant to say dont you think?

It comes from a Biblical reference, Emptyness. I'm not saying it out of pride.

[J-Luck]

ok, so no replies... lol... STOP ALL THE HATIN lol come on guys.

[Tant01]

ok, so no replies... lol... STOP ALL THE HATIN lol come on guys.

Hate what is bad....


I have quoted two other exapmles of biblical text that clearly spell out the divine name for you and other readers from the old King James Version of the holy bible... This will be the third.

Isaiah 12:2 KJV.

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and not be afraid: for the Lord JEHOVAH is my strength and my song; he also is become my salvation.

The truth will set you free...

[OmaPlata]

Guys Guys Guys ! Jesus Christ Already! Calm Down. Here Are The Facts And We Can All Get Back To Our Fighting Chat:

There Is An Invisible Enitity Floating Around In The Etherail World We Cannot See, But It Can See Us At All Times, All Of Us All The Time And It Takes Notes On What We Do.
It Assumes That We Read A Rabbling Book Of Fragmented Stories Written 400 Years After The Main Characters Death, And That We Adbide By The Weak Value Loving Ideals It Promotes.
If You Dont Like The Book And Live Life Like A Stong, Noble, Instincutual Human That Explores Life Through Expericence Instead Of Fantasies, Then You Will Be Cast Into A Eternal Fire (after You Die And Go To Sleep).
The Invisible Entity Demands That You Dont Use The Senses That The Entity Itself Claims It Gave To You. Dont Be Tempted To Suck On A Set Of Dd Juggs, Because You Might Like It. Dont Enjoy Gambling And Winning Tons Of Cash, Because You Can Then Buy As Many Dd Juggs To Suck On As You Like And That Leads To The Eternal Fire. Dont Look At Your Neighbors Wife's Dd's, They Arent For You Even If She Wants To Give Them To You, The Book Says Thats A No No. In A Thumb Nail, Instead Of Using Your 5 Senses You Should Put Them In A Box And Be A Robot. The Entity Likes Robots Who Act Like Robots And Go To Robot Land, Assuming There Is A Robot Land. There You Can Look Around At Other Robots And All Agree What Fun It Was To Act Like A Robot, To Kill Whatever It Was Human About Yourself, And To Come To Robotland.
This Entity Decided To Make The Universe And Everything In It, But Somehow It Existed Outside Of This Universe And All By Its Lonesome, So It Wanted Company, But Not Company Really, Just Robots That Play A Game So They Can Come To Robotland.( I Prefer Human Land Myself, That Being The Planet Earth, And Every Temptation I Want Thrown In My Direction, Especially Those Dd Juggs!)
Blah Blah Blah

[Tom Yum]

The Invisible Entity Demands That You Dont Use The Senses That The Entity Itself Claims It Gave To You. Dont Be Tempted To Suck On A Set Of DD Juggs, Because You Might Like It. Dont Enjoy Gambling And Winning Tons Of Cash, Because You Can Then Buy As Many DD Juggs To Suck On As You Like And That Leads To The Eternal Fire. Dont Look At Your Neighbors Wife's DD's,

Well, atleast we know you're a breast man...lol

In A Thumb Nail, Instead Of Using Your 5 Senses You Should Put Them In A Box And Be A Robot. The Entity Likes Robots Who Act Like Robots And Go To Robot Land, Assuming There Is A Robot Land. There You Can Look Around At Other Robots And All Agree What Fun It Was To Act Like A Robot, To Kill Whatever It Was Human About Yourself, And To Come To Robotland.

Hey man, Robotland aint so bad, remember the Terminator 3....so life-like

This Entity Decided To Make The Universe And Everything In It, But Somehow It Existed Outside Of This Universe And All By Its Lonesome, So It Wanted Company, But Not Company Really, Just Robots That Play A Game So They Can Come To Robotland.( I Prefer Human Land Myself, That Being The Planet Earth, And Every Temptation I Want Thrown In My Direction, Especially Those Dd Juggs!)
Blah Blah Blah

DD jugs....robotland.....you miss Sensei Saki?

[OmaPlata]

Well, atleast we know you're a breast man...lol



Hey man, Robotland aint so bad, remember the Terminator 3....so life-like



DD jugs....robotland.....you miss Sensei Saki?

damn you broke that down quick I only posted it minutes ago ! Ok a robot with DDs will do me fine, long as it has a wig or something

[Tom Yum]

damn you broke that down quick...

Yeah, I used to break-it-down alot in the late 80's on a flattened card board box spray painted with the logo "electric-bugaloo" walkin' down the street with a giant stereo next to my head with 12" speakers...

Ok a robot with DDs will do me fine, long as it has a wig or something

How about a robot-Chris Farley Chippendale dancer?

[cam427]

I believe the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster.

From the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster:
at first there was nothing then the flying spaghetti monster created a mountain, some trees and a midget (in a pirate costume)

See for yourself - www.venganza.org/

May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
Cam

[Tom Yum]

You made me hungry.

[BoarSpear]

I respect everyone's beliefs like Tom, sorry you guys got molested by your daddy's or uncles and hence you got a chip on your shoulder towards God. It serves you two bigoted pricks right, dipshits...

I try to be cool with everybody, but guys like Boar and Homoplata are just angry, sad, bitter, pathetic, bigoted, homosexual dipshits...

PHUCK YOU BOTH!!!

shine on super christian....yeah its Morons like YOU who cause your little world of fairy tales to come a crumblin down like the walls of Jericho.

If you tried to make a porn of the bible, you would be arrested becuase many of the acts in your little holy book are so disgusting they are illegal to portray in pornographic movies...think about it buddy...you are an idiot....

A virgin birth? HAHHA it says right in the bible, "the angel of the lord Came upon her" anyone knows thats a money shot....it probably dribbled down eh? perhaps mary should have swallowed then this whole discussion would be moot....well probably not you idiots would probably be praying to the great pumpkin instead...how does it feel to be the ONLY species who needs a crutch to survive on this planet....


Ahhhh yes thats better, cant have the christian looking like the biggest prick can we? then it would be like the real world wouldnt it??....

Ps, child molester...if you note its christians who are associated with homosexual rape of children in the name of the lord....not the athiest....but go on keep telling yourself you believed the right sales pitch....the book full of incest, murder and all that must be the one from god right? the first rule in ALL war is the first victim is truth....perhaps youre little book is disinformation written by theother side? or,.... its just the way god told the child molesters who he chose to represent him to write it...either way....you enjoy the religion of the child molesting murdering cult known as christianity....

[BoarSpear]

GQ... I understand the passion there, and it's great, but I'm not sure painting with a broad brush and profanely insulting people is the way to go. Like I said, I understand the frustration, but just as we dont aknowledge illogical bullshit like that oma plata...whoever lol, they shouldnt aknowledge us when we act like that. Love brother love... remember, Christ prayed for his enemies on the cross, the least we can do is be nice on an internet forum.

hey do you want him to ACT like a christian or not?

[BoarSpear]

J-Luck; you're a better man than I; I'm just not there when it comes to loving dipshits...

These guys don't understand that men fought and died so we can believe and worship whatever we please...

I have a lot of non-Christian friends, liberals, people of all kinds of different beliefs.. but they're pretty tolerant about other beliefs...

yes dipshit we did fight for those rights...so why the #%*@ do you freakin drones wake me up on Sat morning knocking on my door to tell me about your god? Where the hell is the freedom of MY religion to be left alone by brain dead zombies who cant wait to die? Life is just a portal to afterlife....you sound like that idiot that thought the space ship was gonna pick them up after they all commited suicide....hurry up! drink your kool aid.