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I've been surfing for 5 years and I've learned a hella lot.
1. There is a lot of porn on the net
2. Never ever click into a link that says "animals" or beastiality (didnt know what it was at the time)
3. NEVER EVER EVER agree to meet a person on the net and have a challenge wrestling match. The particular person that came was 6'2 and 180lbs from England and had a fetish for wearing his wrestling mask everywhere with speedos. I thank God that I skipped out on him. HE CAME TO TORONTO TO FIGHT ME. God that was stupid.
4. Girls on the internet are BUTT ugly
5. Dont talk crap to hackers
6. Erase your history.
7. Modems suck get cable
8. Pickin fights on the internet is a sign of insecurity.
And now for the things I've learned on this forum
1. TKD is not #1
2. I've decided to quit and join other things.
3. REALLY opened my eyes to boxing and wrestling.
4. Bad teachers exist in every MA.
5. BJJ alone isnt going to hack it.
6. MMA and NHB is a real sport.
7. There are alot of asses on the UG
8. Shit talking doesnt hack it, use intelligent arguments.
9. Dont piss Underdog off.
10. Its ok to bite people and rip off their balls in streetfights.
11. Streetfighting is something to avoid.
12. A lot of MA are shams and BB mag is no longer the leading authority on MA.
13. You can learn from any martial art regardless of its style. It is the teacher that makes the difference.
What things have you learned and what are the dumbest things ever that you have done as a result of the 'net?
NOTE: the things I talked about were REAL things that I've learned. Its not a joke!
1. There is a lot of porn on the net
2. Never ever click into a link that says "animals" or beastiality (didnt know what it was at the time)
3. NEVER EVER EVER agree to meet a person on the net and have a challenge wrestling match. The particular person that came was 6'2 and 180lbs from England and had a fetish for wearing his wrestling mask everywhere with speedos. I thank God that I skipped out on him. HE CAME TO TORONTO TO FIGHT ME. God that was stupid.
4. Girls on the internet are BUTT ugly
5. Dont talk crap to hackers
6. Erase your history.
7. Modems suck get cable
8. Pickin fights on the internet is a sign of insecurity.
And now for the things I've learned on this forum
1. TKD is not #1
2. I've decided to quit and join other things.
3. REALLY opened my eyes to boxing and wrestling.
4. Bad teachers exist in every MA.
5. BJJ alone isnt going to hack it.
6. MMA and NHB is a real sport.
7. There are alot of asses on the UG
8. Shit talking doesnt hack it, use intelligent arguments.
9. Dont piss Underdog off.
10. Its ok to bite people and rip off their balls in streetfights.
11. Streetfighting is something to avoid.
12. A lot of MA are shams and BB mag is no longer the leading authority on MA.
13. You can learn from any martial art regardless of its style. It is the teacher that makes the difference.
What things have you learned and what are the dumbest things ever that you have done as a result of the 'net?
NOTE: the things I talked about were REAL things that I've learned. Its not a joke!
Looks like you probably won't be doing that again.
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