This is sad

[MrPoopy]

https://www.earnablackbeltonline.com

[JaredExtreme]

LOL, Oh wow...

[aseepish]

Wow! Now I can finally get my black belt AND marry a woman from Russia! This is the best site ever.

[Alhadis]

Re: This is sad

They're kidding, right? Earning a blackbelt online??

Pfh! Hey, while we're at it, let's all learn sorcery!

[Toudiyama]

Because I wanted to know more about this I enrolled for the free black belt, you have to send videos to them anda weekly email stating what and how long you trained
The catch lies in the fact that you have to wear their uniform and pay 50$ per exam so what FREE Black Belt?
On top of that the videos they allowed me to see sometimes even do not work, and the form I ssaw for Hapkido form1 showed a guy doing the most ugly roundhouse kick I ever saw( unless it was suppose to be a sidekick, in that case the most ugly sidekick)

[Hulk]

Originally posted by Toudiyama
Because I wanted to know more about this I enrolled for the free black belt, you have to send videos to them anda weekly email stating what and how long you trained
The catch lies in the fact that you have to wear their uniform and pay 50$ per exam so what FREE Black Belt?
On top of that the videos they allowed me to see sometimes even do not work, and the form I ssaw for Hapkido form1 showed a guy doing the most ugly roundhouse kick I ever saw( unless it was suppose to be a sidekick, in that case the most ugly sidekick)

lol

[Szczepankiewicz]

This isn't sad, it's real. This is where I learned my martial skills and I am licensed to teach from these folks. It's really not that expensive compared to strip mall studios!

You should sign up!

Spanky

[midn1ght]

Spanky also offers a free black-belt over the phone it a 0900 number call cost $1.90 a min so sign up now be a black belt by friday

[Szczepankiewicz]

The $1.90 a minute rate is only for special customers. Average Johns have to pay the normal rate of $3.99 per minute.

Each Black Belt Test is different. For Midnight, he had to send in a video of him demonstrating a list of techniques.... with his cousin as his training partner.

Each test is different.

Buy now while supplies last!

Spanky

[Typhoon]

I hope you peopel realize that a belt has no meaning, a green belt may be just as good as a black belt or better. Belts show your knowledge of the art not how well you fight

[Szczepankiewicz]

Nope.

A black belt reigns supreme!

Since I got my black belt I've never lost a fight!

[Guest]

Being a fat bastard I wear black braces. Does that count?

[Szczepankiewicz]

Shutup Bitty!

I'm already going to whup yer ass with my black belt. How much abuse do you want to bring upon your shoulders chump??

Black Braces? In which picture that you sent me are you wearing those?

[Guest]

You can't see the braces in it. Its the one where I have no other clothes on, turned away from the camera and then bent opver to touch my toes.

The one that you keep under your pillow........

[Szczepankiewicz]

Oh, it's that one....

Yes, it is under my pillow.

Laminated.


You are a sick, sick wanker.