Martial Arts Hocus Pocus...

[Old Fat Kenpoka]

Martial Arts Hocus Pocus

And now from Miramax films..."Shaolin Soccer"

http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/shaolin_soccer-tlr2.html

"When you can kick an egg without breaking it, you can join us."

Before: "You're beautiful and a Kung Fu Master. You've got it all. You shouldn't let your hair cover your face."

After: "Now you look like ET."

[Ryu (JKD?)]

Originally posted by Lizard
It's strange the way we are proud of our injuries. I'm proud of the purple line around my ankle. A linear bruise caused by spraining it. I think it's like: Look I've been badly hurt, but I survived (at which point our mummy would tell us we were brave and give us a lolli pop)

My dear Reptilian counterpart,

The above was simply a joke

Ryu

[aseepish]

Shaolin Soccer

Shaolin Soccer is no joke!!

It`s a great little film - Steven Chow rules.

[Great Sage]

Originally posted by Ryu (JKD?)



I've had torn tendons in my elbow, ripped ligaments, cracked ribs, bloody noses, broken toes and fingers,

and even at this moment I'm sporting a swollen black lump on my wrist from full contact stick fighting........

......but that really hurt.





Ryu

Hahaha... Ryu.. I'm just joking with you man... You're cool in my book.

[Guest]

"When you can kick an egg without breaking it, you can join us."


There are plenty of people in martial arts who ca do this. The problem is, they can't actually break one if they tried!

[DRLashambe]

Isn't that a TKD belt test?

[Lizard]

Only for Black belt TKD. I mean its not all that easy, you have to kick AND hit an egg. A difficult task indeed for the average TKD practitioner. Look what I've been reduced to, TKD bashing. This is what happens when you spend to much time on the internet.