An Art for Ramus!

[Guest]

12 is a little young to be learning German. Good luck!

Mind you, you do have an advantage having that previous life and all.

[Lizard]

1) I'm not twelve 2)A twelve year old actualy would learn German faster anyway 3)What do you mean by previous life? Bri Thai are you sure you wouldn't rather be browsing the "Hilarious comments" forum, you don't seem to talk about martial arts much.

[Guest]

When are you twelve?

[Szczepankiewicz]

It would appear that Bitty has a new bitch?

[Guest]

Yeah! I'll toy with him for a while. Then throw him on the pile with all the others!

[Lizard]

Throw me on the pile now

[Szczepankiewicz]

Oh no. That's part of the excitement. Only Bri Thai knows when he's finished with ya...

[Lizard]

Would it have helped if I had just ignored him to begin with? Does anyone know a way of making him go away? The Lizard is growing tired of this treatement. If only he were in range of my venom spit technique.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Your 'venom spit technique'? You mean you don't swallow?

WTF Bitty? How could you let this pass?

[Guest]

The boy'll have to swallow, since the substance will already be 11 1/2 inches down his throat when injected......

Have we gone off topic?

[Lizard]

Well this thread has reached an all-time low. Bri Thai you should be ashamed of yourself. What if children read that? And don't say I'm a child because I've already predicted that. The lizard is always three steps ahead. hahaha

[Guest]

Yep. You're so far ahead you were gargling last night.

[Lizard]

Wait a second while I work out what that means. We can't go on like this, its speed posting and all it does is waste valuble space.

[Guest]

If you need a second then the war is lost.

[Tom Yum]

Lizard-Do, the art of swallowing/spitting attacks...hey I just found a new art for Ramus.

Watermelon seeds, phlegm, gum...