An Art for Ramus!

[MrPoopy]

Would it have helped if I had just ignored him to begin with? Does anyone know a way of making him go away? The Lizard is growing tired of this treatement. If only he were in range of my venom spit technique.

Got news for you buddy! You didn't invent the venom spit technique! I DID!

And I'm not kidding either. I have a special way of spitting on people so I can get it in their eyes everytime. I know it gets in their eyes because I can put a fine mist over someones whole face. It's fast and you can't see it coming. It occupies them for a split second, which is more than enough time for me to get away.

[platinum_angel]

lol whatever works

[Lizard]

It's easy to do, could be quite effective, it's unexpected and suprising and it doesn't require any strength or flexibility to perform. It must be good because they dont allow it in UFC.

[ramus]

im leaning towards JKD.

[Guest]

Is this alphabetical? Kali next week?

[Tom Yum]

No I think its reverse alphabetic...next week I predict it will be chute boxing, then chin-na, capoeria, boxing....

[Lizard]

TKD, HKD, JKD. Ramus why don't you just: decide what you want, research which martial art is best for that purpose, go to a lesson, decide whether or not you like it, then if you like it go again, if not try a different school.

[DRLashambe]

I think Ramus would be best to quit studying anything, and just walk the streets randomly eye-gouging people. This is apparently much more realistic, and based on what I've read, even the best UFC fighters would fall victim to this instantly deadly technique (as long as there are no restrictions like walls and fences around)

[Lizard]

Is there a saying about sarcasm being the lowest form of wit?

[MrPoopy]

I don't know anything about sarcasm, but my venom spit is absolutely killer! KILLER I said!!! If we both did the venom spit at the same time, my venom spit would cut thru yours like a hot knife thru butter! There would be no way for you to defend it.

[Szczepankiewicz]

I heard that Poopy never spits....

[DRLashambe]

"Is there a saying about sarcasm being the lowest form of wit?"

There probably is. It was probably formed by someone that was being made fun of. Probably a spitter.

[Szczepankiewicz]

Amen brother.

[Guest]

Never a truer word.

[Lizard]

You're probably right.