Hi everyone!

[falcon3624]

Another question would be if he is your coach he should obviously be better than you and would never allow you to get to his back (especially if he knew you were gay). I would have to say this post is bull because no self respecting BJJ coach would allow a student (a gay one at that) to get to his back. I mean think about the situation here kid.........You are in there supposidly learning something and all of a sudden you start humping the teachers back.....Now what would happen in school if you went up to your history teacher and started huping his leg? Different situation, same result, you get removed from the class. I'm sorry kid but you were totally out of line on this one.

Another question would be what kind of BJJ coach puts on cologne before going to class? Is this guy a little gay himself or what?

[Michael Neal]

LOL, There is a Turkish wrestler named Ersin on bullshido.com with a thead called "want fight" if you want to find some gayness.

[SweepEm]

Originally posted by bjj4life.
I got in trouble today at bjj practice, I was rolling with my coach and he had nice cologne on, I began to get quite aroused , especially when he farted, that is like mating scent to a homosexual, I went to get him in a rear naked and I guess he could feel my boner in his back and soft breath on his neck, he jumped up screaming and told me to leave, training is training he said, there should be nothing sexual about it, damn him for being so sexy.

Troll.........

[Thai Bri]

This is hilarious. They guy is so obvioulsy a troll, yet the homophobic extremists are falling over themselves to have a go at him. What wankers.

For what its worth I think this is satire at its best. Some of you guys are the saddest morons on the planet! Haw haw haw!

[Ghost]

Yeah, because its funny, that was one of the funiest things ive read on the forum appart from lizards comments about cassiwari kicking birds.
Its a good thing that we have people like you,Bi Bri and BJ4life to ridicule else there would be less fun to be had during the day.

BJ4Life please reply to our comments we want to take the p!ss some more.

[Thai Bri]

He's taking the piss out of us, Dumbass.

[bjj4life.]

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[bjj4life.]

"would never allow you to get to his back (especially if he knew you were gay)."

He let me get his back coz he was going easy on me to help me learn I guess, no he doesnt know before he felt my rod in his back, I wasn't wearing a cup, why would I.

"You are in there supposidly learning something and all of a sudden you start humping the teachers back"

I was gingerly pressing myself aginst him, it wouldn't classify as a hump.

"Another question would be what kind of BJJ coach puts on cologne before going to class? Is this guy a little gay himself or what?"

I can't answer that question, but as I said it was faint

[falcon3624]

I guess that was a big suprise when he felt your little weiner poking him in the back huh?

You were gingerly pressing yourself against him???lol....that's funny. Regardless of what you were doing you were getting pleasure from it and that's the wrong place and the wrong time. What is the name of your teacher?

O, and the reason you wear a cup is because some people don't like getting hit in the balls, but I suppose you get some kind of sick pleasure from it don't you?

[Ghost]

Hey BJJ4Life, go get your sex change. Dont tell anyone, and then it wont happen any more.

[Thai Bri]

You wankers.

He's playing you like an old guitar..........

[RebelFury]

I can't believe this thread has lasted this long... The first time I read that, I knew it had bull crap in it than todays grass fertilizers...

Any self respecting human would not post an embarrassing experience such as that for anyone on the internet to view at their pleasure..

[Mr. Heel Hook]

Yeah, it was comepletly obvious...I just wanted to see how far it would go.

[Wearing Grey]

BJJ4Life.....

Is your real name Lorne???


WG

[Thai Bri]

No. I can exclusively reveeal the real identity of our gay guest. Ladeeeeeeez and gentlemennnnnnnnn. In the pink corner, I am amused to introduce to you, the one.........the only.......






















FALCON!

Haw haw haw haw haw!!!