Saw a fight today....

[Ninjagod]

Ive seen a couple of good ones in Portland area strip clubs and been in a couple myself although its been over 10 years. The funniest fight ive been in was in an Indian bar in Cresent City and a couple of bad boys come in and start trouble. My buddy and i knew the bartender and started talking smack about the trouble makers. At one point i told one of the trouble makers girl friends that she needed to back them off. She grabbed a cue ball and started my way. I was backing the fu*k up and told her one more step and i was going to have to clock her, i mean a fuc*ing cue ball would hurt. From the side i see her boyfriend punch me half assed in the head. I grabbed him, pulled him in so i could try to find his girl friend and started a few good uppercuts to keep him thinking. All of a sudden he goes straight up in the air and is slammed to the ground where he is only able to say "i quit, i quit". My friend who was a allamerican wrestler aparently felt i wasnt doing enough and actually flung this guy 180 degrees in the air. The best part was i had a small bump above my eye and my friends sister nursed me all night... and yes i played it up hehe

[Fiery Ermine]

Strip Club

Actually a girl I dated kicked a guy in the face and broke his nose. She was dancing on stage and he touched or grabbed her. I wasn't there to see it.

She was suspended from the club for a week or two, and recieved no other grief. It was a few years ago, so I don't really remember the details.

Ermine.

[Hitchahard]

Bau13's got the right idea. Streetfights are a dangerous thing - too unpredictable. For example, during my bar-hopping days, I had a guy politely call me over to his table (with a big, friendly smile on his face). As I was walking over, he said he wanted to buy me a beer. As soon as I got to the table, there was shattered glass in my eyes (he broke a beer bottle over my head). Thank god I have a hard head. I stayed on my feet and got a few shots in on him. Lots of blood comes out of your head when you get cut.

I was lucky! A friend of mine has Permanent brain damage from getting "jumped" by three guys at a party. I try to stay away from bars, parties where I don't know the people, and any places where alchol is allowed.

I haven't been in a streetfight for years. My philosopy on this subject is as follows:

Fight only if your fighting for your life. Never start it, but always finish it. And most importantly, walk away when possible.

Regards,

Hitch.....