The Beatles in MMA?

[Shimora]

How do you think the Beatles would have fared in MMA? The reason I say this is because they were known to get into a lot of street fights during their time in Hamburg, Germany. Apparently the Germans were always looking for an excuse to beat up on the British. Considering that John Lennon was such a loud mouthed prick its no wonder really.

Based on their street fighting abilities how would they do in MMA?

1/Ringo Starr, known for his awesome "rhino charge" technique. Starr would use his nose like a fist and nose butt his opponents into submission. If they were really tough he could block one nostril and blow boogers all over his opponent through the other nostril.

2/George Harrison, recently survived a knife fight. A real tough guy. Harrison would pull out his Citar and start playing it. His opponent would kill themself.

3/Paul McCartney, a bit of a likely lad hey 'guv?. His southpaw would be an advantage.A pretty boy. He would dance and box but get Ko'd by the likes of Fred Ettish.

4/John Lennon, once they forced the coward into the Octagon he would run from his opponent screaming "Yoko, Yoko". Yoko would jump into the ring and do his fighting for him.
Meanwhile Lennon would be signing the autograph of a fan and get shot to death.

How do you guys think they would do in MMA?

[hounddog]

john lennon is dead. he wouldn't fare too well.

by the way, another retarded thread

[nhb_wanabe]

you are

a retarded.

[hounddog]

i am a retarded, huh? hehehehehehe

[Hookah Smokin Caterpillar]

You sure do hate the Beatles don't you Shimora? ESPECIALLY John Lennon, this is like the 3rd time I've seen you talking shit on him; jeez, what has the man ever done to you. I've heard Pink Floyd thought that John Lennon was a prick when they were first coming out and that was really the time the Beatles became psychedellic. Maybe he was a prick to them because of the similar music at the time? Still, the Beatles [while they made GREAT music whether you like to believe it or not] were the original Backstreet Boys as well, so I wouldn't think they could hang in MMA. Except Ringo obviously...

[Evilution]

I don't think they would do that great. The only reason George Harrison survived that knife fight was because his wife fended off the attacker by grabbing the man's balls and beating him with a fire poker. I mean how wussy is that when your wife beats up a guy for you. Then again it's cool to know she would fight for you. Anyway, this thread IS dumb.

[Shimora]

Its no fun unless that Beatle loser responds