Forum member you'd most like to beat up?

[fascistfury]

to clarify things: oange,TX IS a big stupid hick town!!!

I am so disappointed that i didn't make the list!

i would like to kick martial artist's A$$...oops, i already did that!

i guess i would like to kick john bennet's ass, because he's a big wussy!

i would also like to beat goddess down, because she gets on my nerves w/ her senseless ranting and raving!

[duchman]

fascistfury,

Did you beat martial artist up?
You are a noble price winner to me!

[Masala]

Thanks alot Keith,
I almost made it through this thread unscathed.

[fascistfury]

duch - i wouldn't exactly call it beating up...more like i felt sorry for him, so i only tapped him like 15 times, and then let him go.

[BIG BIRD]

EAT A DICK JB!

I forgot John Bennett. First he is a republican,which I hate. Second he used to have long hair and look like a fag. Now he just is a fag. Plus he rides a rice burner,flies no colors and claims to be a biker. I would love to have him ride up on some of my uncles and his Gypsy Joker brothers and act like tough shit. He would be the prison bitch Ryu wants to be.

[Ronin]

F*ck my self-imposed exile!

A short list of people I want to kick the bejesus out of:

Joe Manco: Afraid to come out of your grave until I left Joe? I ain't done with you by a damn sight, boy. Pull them pistols or whistle dixie, MF!

John Bennett: You are a Republican. Do I need another reason?

Pit Dog: Since you and Joe share a body, you will be beaten senseless by association. That's okay, you're a homophobe, so it's fair.

Judo Guy: Libertarians bug me. I'd like to shove that autographed copy of "Atlas Shrugged" right up past your sphincter muscle.

Mickey Finn: Pit Dog is right. Stop being so damn funny. It's irritating. Prepare for the smack-down.

Shimora: Oh, never mind. Too obvious.

Patterson: Ditto.

Zhoozitsu: Stop pretending to be Tez and get back to work.

Gargoyle: You're Pit Dog's brother. Where do you get off being so damn nice? I MUST BREAK YOU! (said in Dolph Lundgren accent)

BIG BIRD: You are the one friend I have who can DEFINITELY kick my ass. For that you must pay. A large crowbar will do nicely.

Ryu: You usurped my role as Forum nice-guy, turning me into a bitter, vengeful husk of a man. Your days are numbered, Kimura nut-rider! I'd like to see you bench-press 300 pounds with me jumping up and down on the bar!

Soca: The next time you get a new handle, Gracie Forever/Tiger69, get a new writing style to go with it. You are the reason contraception was invented. Please kill yourself.

Hawk: Two words - Royce lost. Karate champ, or no karate champ, you need a butt-kicking mister, and I'm wearing the boots that can do it. Steel-toed, with bazookas mounted on either side.

Tony10: No one cares who killed JFK. He was a crummy president anyway. And, he was a bad lover to Marilyn Monroe. He had to die. And so do you.

Underdog: Am I supposed to believe you're tough because you train in Ruas Vale Tudo and used to set people on fire? Let me tell you something buddy, I have read "The Book of Five Rings" twice. Prepare to meet your doom.

Everyone else:

YOU'RE NEXT!!!

[John Bennett]

First, I'm not a republican.

Second, I'm not a biker but I do bitch slap bikers for fun. I don't ride around on a farm tractor (harley) because I have better sense than spend $20K on a $3K motorcycle.

Third, Gypsies? HA! I'd be more afraid of a group of Goldwing Grannies.

[Tony10]

Originally posted by Ronin

Tony10: No one cares who killed JFK. He was a crummy president anyway.

LOL!

[Evilution]

Ronin, that entire post was hilarious.

[duchman]

Ronin,
Cant believe you spared me!

[JCameron]

I'd like to watch my little 12 year old sister beat up Patterson

I couldn't personally fight him, because I wouldn't feel like a man beating up some scrawny, pimply faced teenager, but I would like to watch my 12 year old sister kick Pattersons ass.
She has been learning some boxing and BJJ from me, and I think she could take him pretty easily.
-JCameron

[duchman]

Re: I'd like to watch my little 12 year old sister beat up Patterson

Originally posted by JCameron
I couldn't personally fight him, because I wouldn't feel like a man beating up some scrawny, pimply faced teenager, but I would like to watch my 12 year old sister kick Pattersons ass.
She has been learning some boxing and BJJ from me, and I think she could take him pretty easily.
-JCameron

Jcameron,

I like your style! send me a tape of patterson getting his ass kicked!

[Ronin]

I like you, duchman.

You're a funny guy.

THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ryu (non-working password]

Ronin! Good to see you posting again!

LOL at the "jumping up and down on the bar" thing...!

This thread has me rolling!

I still love everyone! Big Bird the most...


Ryu

[Mr. Miyagi]

Despite the similar writing styles I don't believe that Soca is the same person as Tiger69/Gracieforever. Soca will be back to terrorize us.