Got a facial tonight

[John Bennett]

Tonight in class a big guy got mounted on me and tried to crush my head with his belly. It was pure hell trying to get him dismounted because he was gassed and resting.

He was wearing an old rough-as-hell karate gi and it abraded all the dead skin off my nose and cheekbones. A surprising amount came off.

Now I'll put up with questions tomorrow at work about why I look like Santa Claus.

I guess I should start using one of those loofa pads when I shower.

Thank you Scott!

[Atomic]

Damn, when I first saw this, I thought maybe you had a three-some with the little lady and someone had poor aim. Thank god my initial thoughts were incorrect.

Atomic

[BIG BIRD]

Atomic you could be right,just not this time. He does have long hair and you know what they say about long hair on a guy right? So maybe his boyfriend does have poor aim.

[John Bennett]

I don't have long hair anymore!

[John Bennett]

You guys are a bunch of Pervs!

[BIG BIRD]

So you are going for a more butch look eh, John? BTW I dont think your gay. If anyone is queer on this forum it is RYU. I think he might be one of those beefcake queers.

[Biz]

LOL... Sorry, but when someone says "I got a facial" I'm thinking they either got their face thoroughly washed and cleansed, or, well... We all know.

[Atomic]

Hey Jon, you said it, not me. Freudian slip, maybe? Watching too many special movies lately?


Atomic

[hounddog]

LMAO! This is hilarious.

[SweepEm]

Uhhhh
Facials do usually mean a big wad of cum on the face.

Too bad you can't edit the title of these posts, unless you are Goddess or Tim.

[duchman]

NOTHING THAN BITCH AND MOAN!

John Bennet admit that you liked the facial! ADMIT IT!

[Scott Harper]

You're welcome

I wouldn't have said "facial" though. I guess you know why now.

I didn't think that wasn't working either, it's better than me being on the bottom being crushed.

yep, you have to wonder how many guys here get the north/south position confused with the with the 69 position, or the turtle position confused with, well.... you get the picture. just kidding guys

I guess it can be thought of in other ways. like when in Las Vegas there was one woman I talked to who made $1000 a night wresting before she worked at the club. She wrestled the night I was there and it was called a draw on account of too much loving. I told her that I though she won anyway.

[Ryu (non-working password]

Hey, leave me out of your fantasies, people.

BB, I'm not gay, but I am pretty strong
I take the Beefcake thing as a compliment!

Ryu

[BIG BIRD]

RYU YOUR NOT GAY BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS!

[Smackus Chan]

Bigbird, yeah, you are g ay.