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    At least every 10 days I mop my mats with bleach.

    Before every class I sweep all the hair and bits off the mat and vacum around them.

    When people leave my club their gi's are cleaner than when they got there!

  • #2
    Cool.

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    • #3
      Please John Bennett!!
      Youre mats are the playground of facials that's not clean!

      p.s if you are so clean, why is youre underwear so dirty?

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      • #4
        We sweep, mop, and dry after every class.

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        • #5
          Little Hairs on the mats are dirty. Reminds me of pubes.

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          • #6
            LOL. This is a funny post John!

            It's like when you come back from the dentist and you have no cavities.

            Also reminds me to clean my mats which aren't clean..

            later big dawg.....

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            • #7
              I think Silsbee has the dirtiest mats. A homeless person wouldn't even sleep on them. I guess I am gonna have to stay late one day and mop them before I die of some super strain of ringworm.

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              • #8
                hussein offered to buy silsbee's mats...biological weapons, no assembly required!!!

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                • #9

                  Ha!

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                  • #10
                    I'm sensing a fetish here...

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                    • #11
                      come on!!! you guys are a bunch of WIMPS! dirty, festuring mats toughen a fighter! just look at the results of silsbee's crudd infested mats, they win at every tournament they go to!

                      john, i suppose you don't wear your gi more than 10 times before you wash it, huh? woman!

                      follow the ways of BRAZIL and SILSBEE!!! not torrance or any other "pretty" school.

                      (lol)

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                      • #12
                        Ha! There might be something to that. No more mopping for me!

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                        • #13
                          sweat in your gi, stink in your gi, blowing your nose in your gi, those are things that are somewhat bearable, but jizz on your gi? that's uncalled for.

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                          • #14
                            Puh-leeze.

                            I don't go to the mats so I can have some hygenically-challenged stink bomb expect me to play his crash test dummy for the night just so he can figure out an Americana.

                            I'd rather get triangled unconscious than ever have to roll again with some of the more "fragrant" partners I've encountered.

                            Yeah, I tap. You win because you smell.

                            Do us all a favor wash the mats and wash that goddamn gi.

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                            • #15
                              I once tapped out because I was rolling around with a fat guy and he SWEATS A LOT!!!! He was in my gaurd when he leaned over and a river of sweat rolled off his head, over his forhead, down his nose, and right down my throat! UGH! I started to gag...and ran to the bathroom to puke. ACK! Now that is NASTY!

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