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  • Black Belts

    Lets get it straight. Any tolerably average modern or ballet dancer would be better at most Karate or TKD schools than the instructor in a matter of days.

    Fact.

  • #2
    Correct.

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    • #3
      Most high-school wrestlers would learn Brazilain Jiu-Jitsu and Judo quicker than the average fellow.

      Fact.

      Most Boxers would learn Muay Thai faster than the average fellow.

      Fact.

      Most football players can just take lots of hits to the head.

      Fact.

      All of the above could beat up a TKD/Karate instructor.

      ....

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      • #4
        Most bouncers in rough bars can beat up most angry drunks in most rough bars.

        Fact

        Most angry drunks from rough bars can put the beat-down on most TKD/Karate instructors

        Fact

        Gregimotis is fanning the coals, grinning, and waiting for this thread to turn into a BIG blaze.

        Fact

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        • #5
          *spider sense tingling*

          I sense much hate for karate and TKD in this thread, hehe

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          • #6
            Adult German cockroaches have a life expectancy of six months.

            Fact

            An adult German cockroach could beat up most TKD instructors.

            Fact

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            • #7
              every time you masterbate
              a ninja chops the head off a kitten

              fact

              so, please think of the cats

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              • #8
                Adult german cockroaches are pretty freakin' scary, even when Gregimotis is holding a stick.

                Fact

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                • #9
                  Ruthenium is one of the most effective hardeners for platinum and palladium, and is alloyed with these metals to make electrical contacts for severe wear resistance

                  fact

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                  • #10
                    7.8 cubic meter = 0.0078 cubic dekameter

                    fact

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                    • #11
                      John Adams was born on October 30, 1735, in Braintree, Massachusetts

                      fact

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                      • #12
                        On average, the male Asian elephant weighs 7,000-11000
                        pounds

                        fact

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                        • #13
                          I'm wasting time at work

                          fact

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                          • #14
                            Gregimotis had a TKD instructor give him a black eye once for punching 'without control' (i.e.: making contact) during a 'sparring' class once years ago.

                            Fact

                            German cockroaches may be a match for Gregimotis, but Gregimotis could beat that guy good today.

                            Fact

                            And his stupid sparring class.

                            Fact

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                            • #15
                              So whens this thread getting deleted?

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