Best @$$ whoopin you ever had?

[Python]

My fourth amateur kickboxing fight(above the waist), i slipped and fell back and twisted to catch myself, as my left glove just touched the canvas, he had already wound up like preparing to punt a football, and used my face for the ball. I remember seeing stars, crawling a couple feet, rolling over and saying "SON OF A BITCH!!" Eye swelled instantly, doc stopped the fight ko(doc made me stay down for the count).

Next, on my 6th amateur fight(same rules, but fighting a thai stylist by my rules). Didn't matter, he schooled me! Every time I kicked high, he kicked just a little lower, which on one, met my nuts so hard i bout puked, felt like they were in my throat! After the time allowed to "shake it off(i mean back down)lol....he dropped me twice over the next 2 rounds with straight rights. The kicker to this night was, it was on my own fight card, so my friends were all there to see me get my ass kicked. Well, as for the lesson learned...it didn't take long for me to seek out a Thaiboxing instructor and began real training. Smooth sailing from there on out!

[old skool dude]

Best ##$$ WHOOPING I EVER HAD

I was having one of those "I'm a man now and you cant mess with me" type of arguments that only a wet behind the ears, dumb as dirt 16 year old boy can have with his father....anyways, my pops knew I was taking karate and sensed that I was about to hit him with something. Before I could move HE did a jump front kick and hit me dead in the solar plexus! I dropped to the floor like sack of rice, simultaneously crying and laughing. Crying cause it hurt so bad....and laughing cause I couldnt believe it that my pops hit me with the sucker "Kwai Chang Caine" move!!

[TKDguy]

the worst beating i ever got was in a sparring session in class. i had just come off a good week, being undefeated in sparring and i felt like i was king of the world. i went in real cocky dancing around like muhamed ali and got decked by a kid 25 lbs. less than me. although he was a seccond dan bb and competed in countless more competitions than me it was still embarrasing. i went to throw a straight right punnch and he did a jumping back kick and i was done i got a broken rib from that.

[Garland]

I was training at a Muay Thai school for a while that was all messed up in it's politics...It had one of the best instructors in the world, but the respect he got from the students was almost appaulingly low, and the students, for the most part, were hoodlums and ruffians.
Training for my first fight was hell...everyday I'd spend anywere from 5 to 15 minute rounds sparring with either my own personal Muay Thai trainer (whom I later found out was only out to screw me over and hurt me physically) and the guys at the gym. Everyday was worse than the day I fought, because everday I was fighting people who outweighed me by almost 30lbs and had at least 3 fights under their belts.
The worst, however, was when my other instructor...the good one...the reeaaaalllly good one, brought in the only guy at our gym who had an assistant instructorship under him...somebody who was smaller than I was, but had about 14 fights. I got hit so hard I swear I had an out of body experience. This was what the good trainer wanted to do to test my mettle...he kept shouting, "nobody is going to feel sorry for you...you are the one walking into that ring, you have to protect yourself because I can't help you there." At this point I had still believed that this was a sparring session...it was not, this was something else, I was in the entirely wrong mindset to even defend myself against this guy...I was like "well I'm not going to hit him hard because..." wrong, I managed to keep myself on my feet and finish out the three rounds strong, but by the end I was covered in blood, my lips and eyes were swollen and I had bruises and small nicks and scratches (none were bleeding too bad, it was mostly my mouth, and I was spitting blood from deep down, I think he hit my stomach really hard.) all over my face. My trainer told me to clean up, so I did so quickly and ran back to the ring to do our closing drills. Even if I had been hurt worse, I would have tripped limping at high speeds to make it back in front of him smiling. I love muay thai and I love the martial arts, win, lose, or draw, whether victorious or battered, broken and bloody, I want to show my trainers and my sparring partners my respect for them by never giving up, and always finishing. I'm trying to be the best fighter...but if I just don't have the skill, or the natural ability, at least I'll have the heart, and I'll always keep coming back.

[SOUTHPAW]

The first time I did a MT fight, after having only boxed for my whole life (since 8 yrs. old) welcome to the world of leg kicks..ouch!!! I blocked every one of them with my left thigh hahahah, I had a hard time walking for a week. too bad the little homo I fought couldn't take a straight right, left hook combo. Despite being way behind on the cards, I won by KO in the third round. I have LOST boxing matches that didn't hurt that much. Live and learn.