Boxing nose...

[VictorG]

Ive always heard that boxers/fighters would have a surgery to take a bone out of your nose so it wouldnt get rammed into your brain and kill you...is this true or just a myth?

Im a little touchy on getting hit straight in the nose...its not so much the pain, its just that weird, kinda nauseous feeling I get when im hit in the nose.That and the watery eyes.God i hate that...is that even normal?

[Garland]

Ive always heard that boxers/fighters would have a surgery to take a bone out of your nose so it wouldnt get rammed into your brain and kill you...is this true or just a myth?

Im a little touchy on getting hit straight in the nose...its not so much the pain, its just that weird, kinda nauseous feeling I get when im hit in the nose.That and the watery eyes.God i hate that...is that even normal?

I had it taken out a few months back...along with all of my bottom ribs so I can give myself sloppy head. Mmmmm...if it's sucking my own dick..it's not gay, right?

[Little Apple]

Garland, distasteful as that was, I had a bad day and you made me laugh.

And that's a myth if you couldn't tell. The only person at a good angle to drive your nose into your brain is yourself. To try this at home use the heal of your hand, and strike your nose with upward force. You may or maynot wish to make a will, because while you probably won't be able to use enough force to kill yourself, you never know.

[Garland]

Oh...here's another... (sensitive viewers need not scroll down to read the joke)

















































If I'm doing naked pushups in the men's restroom, and my penis accidentilly brushes the floor, does it make me gay?

[Garland]

Garland, distasteful as that was, I had a bad day and you made me laugh.

And that's a myth if you couldn't tell. The only person at a good angle to drive your nose into your brain is yourself. To try this at home use the heal of your hand, and strike your nose with upward force. You may or maynot wish to make a will, because while you probably won't be able to use enough force to kill yourself, you never know.

I don't buy it...time to do some mythbusters shit. As soon as I get a camera, I'm going to try it and upload the results on youtube...(or have my closest living relative post it on youtube...final wishes, ya know?)

[Little Apple]

Hey, wait...you do know there aren't bones in your nose right? Just cartalage, and if you took that out your nose would loose all its structure. Crazy myths, it's good that people ask questions first, because if they went by what they heard, they'd apperantly kick bare trees, chop off their noses, and then regester themselves as leathal weapons.

[Garland]

Hey, wait...you do know there aren't bones in your nose right? Just cartalage, and if you took that out your nose would loose all its structure. Crazy myths, it's good that people ask questions first, because if they went by what they heard, they'd apperantly kick bare trees, chop off their noses, and then regester themselves as leathal weapons.

They can break mirrors with their face...camera lenses too!

Tyco Brahe* shit right dere.








(*a danish astronomer who had his nose nipped off in a duel)

and actually, there is a bone in the nose, it's called the vomer...but it isn't dense enough, nor located in the right position to even come close to possibly entering your brain...I just thought posting a video of me smacking myself in the face would amuse some people here...you spoil sport.

[Little Apple]

I would say I was joking, but if you want to explore your world by trying to bust up your own face, who am I to stop the learning process?

[Garland]

I would say I was joking, but if you want to explore your world by trying to bust up your own face, who am I to stop the learning process?

exactly...but in order to be a valid expirement...it has to be reproducable, and done by more than one subject. In order to create a large sample group, I suggest everyone on defend give it a try, and I'll make up a frequency distribution and histogram using the quanlitative data of names and the quantitative data of % personal death caused by smacking.

[Little Apple]

and actually, there is a bone in the nose, it's called the vomer...but it isn't dense enough, nor located in the right position to even come close to possibly entering your brain...I just thought posting a video of me smacking myself in the face would amuse some people here...you spoil sport.

I was joking too. Please, by all means, post the vidio. Heh, we can all put one up, make it a tradition.

lol, whatever, it's past my bedtime. Goodnight!

[Little Apple]

Ha ha! Great minds think alike I guess!