i see alot of stupid questions about how to do this and how to do that...

[tryme]

all talk no walk

looks like silat boy tried to talk the talk but could walk the walk, I suggest you too arrange a meet in the gym for a fight...

I want pics of the loser posted on the forum

[DJ Coldfusion]

CrazyJoe,

You are obviously demented, blind, ugly, and incontinent. Not so obvious, perhaps, is the plea for death contained within your failure to accept my superiority, for why else would one so soft, so weak, so pathetic, so hopeless, so inferior, and so addled of pate challenge the likes of me?

Clearly you pray for the cessation of the misery that is your existence, an existence that normally would be further beneath my notice than is the regular meetings of the zoning board of a committee of single-celled organisms whose community, small by the standards even of single-celled organism towns and villages, is perched at the tip of an errant fleck of insect dung perched on the toe of my shoe. For only the sweet release of the death dealt by my death-dealing fists of death, which shall surely bring about your death, because they are deadly, will cease that which is at this time incessant for you, and thus drives you to feats of hysteria such as that which you have displayed at this point and at this time and in this place. vis a vis my far superior abilities re: your own.

That my minions can out-sharpen you surely is a foregone conclusion; that my minions' pets could out-sharpen you while fighting legions of ninja and climbing freehand up knotted ropes is not outside the realm of physical possibility. Any randomly selected kindly grandmother, while resting in her wheelchair, and with one hand holding a Reader's Digest, could beat you so soundly as to make you beg like the illegitimate offspring of mentally deficient red-headed step-children with hideous genetic defects that you in fact are. She could administer this beating with but one finger, that finger encased in a thimble, that thimble padded with Nerf, that Nerf soaked in fruity and unmasculine perfume, that perfume purchased at Wal*Mart. She could, whilst beating you about the head and neck until you scream for the protection afforded by the nearest Girl Scout, simultaneously discuss philosophy with the reincarnations of Aristotle, Ayn Rand, Kant, and Nietzsche, while using her skills to restrain Rand in what is sure to be the inevitable effort on Rand's part to poke Kant senseless with her overlong cigarette holder.

But I am a merciful man, particularly merciful to the mentally unsound, and thus I shall not unleash on you the horror and the terror that is my grandmother looking to pummel you, your behind, and the behinds of all you hold dear. No, Sir or Madame, while I do declare war on you, I shall maintain the high standards that I have set in refusing to bludgeon into a bloody pulp those who cannot help but be drooling imbeciles. For drool you do; your inferiority would trigger the salivatory instincts of even the most thickheaded meatbag, for surely every human being on the face of the earth and contained within the protective atmospheres of colonies not yet established in space can take comfort, however small, in the fact that he, she, it, or they is and are and forever shall be more intelligent, and better looking than the likes of you.



(Thankyou Phil Sharp)

[crazyjoe380]

mike is the man!!

dj...If we ever meet on the street or what ever.. i dont fight clean.. i'm pulling out what ever is on my hip..
i aint dealing with your mouth..


thanks


END TRANSMISSION


lets change the subject

[crazyjoe380]

Originally posted by DJ Coldfusion
CrazyJoe,




That my minions can out-sharpen you surely is a foregone conclusion; that my minions' pets could out-sharpen you while fighting legions of ninja and climbing freehand up knotted ropes is not outside the realm of physical possibility. Any randomly selected kindly grandmother, while resting in her wheelchair, and with one hand holding a Reader's Digest, could beat you so soundly as to make you beg like the illegitimate offspring of mentally deficient red-headed step-children with hideous genetic defects that you in fact are. She could administer this beating with but one finger, that finger encased in a thimble, that thimble padded with Nerf, that Nerf soaked in fruity and unmasculine perfume, that perfume purchased at Wal*Mart.

But I am a merciful man, particularly merciful to the mentally unsound, and thus I shall not unleash on you the horror and the terror that is my grandmother looking to pummel you, your behind, and the behinds of all you hold dear. No, Sir or Madame, while I do declare war on you, I shall maintain the high standards that I have set in refusing to bludgeon into a bloody pulp those who cannot help but be drooling imbeciles.


(Thankyou Phil Sharp)

*reads your stupid statement*

*falls down from laughing*


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*stands up*


*brief chuckle*



You should write poetry cause your mouth flows
your grandmother tought you martial arts didn't she?

o man that's the stupidest s.hit i've read all day.. you just made my day.. hahah

[mike]

what I would like to know is who is Phil Sharp and where did he aquire such a command of the english language? wish I could flame like that, maybe I could quit my day job.

thanks,


Mike

[crazyjoe380]

PHIL SHARP



HAHAHAH

[JIMI]

OH MY GOD!!!!! i hate to say it but the way this thread has turned is actually kindof funny now. even though i most definately agree with terry , this is starting to get amusing at the venting going on. LOL

[terry]

You're right, this thread is getting funny. DJ, if you have your choice of weapons in a forthcoming bouth with crazyjoe, I recommend written English.

Terry

P.S.: I just found out that Karaoke is a contact sport in Asia. I just thought it was bad videos, bad music and bad singing piped through good sound systems. Man, I had no idea.

[crazyjoe380]

DJ..

I'M WRONG?


NO NO NO

[OctaviousBP]

Karaoke

You're not kidding Terry, there have been a few deaths this year in the Philippines involving Karaoke. I've seen a few altercations outside of singing rooms here as well. Funny how people can get so worked up with a mic in their hand.

D

[crazyjoe380]

Karaoke??

now that's funny

[DJ Coldfusion]

Sadly, even though I am a writer, I cannot claim the above rant.

Phil Sharp is a professional writer who has penned such pieces as "The Virtual Tough Guy", "The Virtual Sensei", and the ueber flame that I merely edited for this forum.

And actually CrazyJoe, I have to apologize because I cannot see the images you are posting. Either the links are broken or for some reason the network I am on is not communicating with the one from which you are posting the images. So, if there is an insult there you might have to type something.

[crazyjoe380]

Your mother has three tits.. there..


DJ.. hey i tried to be nice in my other reply..
but you keep going with it some i'm gonna keep at it.


read up and see where i said i'm sorry but your gay so you wont understand that..


that is right i said GONNA INSTEAD OF GOING TO

[DJ Coldfusion]

Crazyjoe,

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

(Hint: its a real question.)

[crazyjoe380]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

i dont know a.sshole how many dicks does your mom peck?