Quotes For Martial Artists To Live By

[Aikido_Girl918]

my faves

first man asks: "One step short of crazy what do you get?"

second man answers: "uhh, obsessed?"

first man says: "Passionate!" - taken from movie National Treasure



"The only stupid question is the one you never ask" -unknown



Albert Einstine (sp?) tried 200 times before he figured out the correct way to make a lightbulb. when asked about it he said: "I didn't fail, I just figured out 200 ways how not to make a lightbulb"



"You are only a true Martial Artist when you see the Martial Arts as a way of life" -me


"When one human being is not worth finding, we as human beings have lost" -original author unknown, but I did alter it a bit

-Fanci

oh yeah and my favorites (not exactly quotes to live by, but funny)

"That's called duh" -Bud Kasavage (my Aikido instructor)

"Here's your sign" -Bill Engvall

"What an idiot" -Hermione Granger

[pittbulldog]

Albert Einstine (sp?) tried 200 times before he figured out the correct way to make a lightbulb. when asked about it he said: "I didn't fail, I just figured out 200 ways how not to make a lightbulb"

I think that was Thomas Edison.

[Aikido_Girl918]

I think that was Thomas Edison.

oopsie, fogive me, i'm only 13, and i get all of them mixed up

[Aikido_Girl918]

okay, well, that's not even my fave quote anyway, i just thought it'd be good to put here

[pittbulldog]

If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten. -Anthony Robbins

Repetition is the mother of all skill. -Anthony Robbins

[Aikido_Girl918]

"The best inspiration is to critisize" -me

[Aikido_Girl918]

and incase that made no sense to you, it means that if you critisize someone, all you are doing is giving them another reason to persevere, because it gives them another reason to prove themselves

[Garland]

It was, but it's a little known fact that people called him Albert Einstein. It was nickname he got after he invented the telephone, flew a kite with a brass key on it in a lighting storm, and got hit on the head with an apple and came up with the law of gravity.

Learn something new every day...

Brewer! Making fun of 13 year old little girls? tsk tsk...

[Garland]

Repetition is the mother of all skill. -Anthony Robbins

Now that I know that he's the one that said it....I'm going to have to forget about it. Banana fingaz.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
That man is huge...he could east somebodies head, man. Just imagine that, some guy just standing there, Anthony Robbins comes up behind him and just bites the guys head......CHOMP.....right T.F. off.


<-juxtapose those two pictures, and you'll have the visual reference.

[Tom Yum]

Just imagine that, some guy just standing there, Anthony Robbins comes up behind him and just bites the guys head......CHOMP.....right T.F. off.

Man, there's a great story in the news about a python that ate an alligator. The gator started clawing its way out and the python died as did the gator.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20051005/ap_on_fe_st/gator_python_2

[BoarSpear]

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

H. L. Mencken

Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.

H. L. Mencken

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

H. L. Mencken

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

H. L. Mencken

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.

H. L. Mencken

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

H. L. Mencken

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

H. L. Mencken

[BoarSpear]

Owtch.....

"move to florida, we'll build you a town, Poor swamp creatures runnin everywhere around never knowin if therye gonna dry up or drown"
~Jim Stafford~

[Tom Yum]

30 hornets vs. 30000 bees

"move to florida, we'll build you a town, Poor swamp creatures runnin everywhere around never knowin if therye gonna dry up or drown" ~Jim Stafford~

Thanks !

Here's another good fight: 30 hornets vs. 30,000 bees

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11516

[pittbulldog]

I saw something on another type of bee that will draw the hornet scout into the nest, and then umteen million bees swarm it, and start vibrating. In the process they raise the hornet's body temp to around 105 or 112 or something like that. It's about 2 degrees more than the hornet can take, and about 2 degrees under what the bees can take.

[chalambok]

"The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else." - Martina Navratilova