Why Thai Boxing?

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Just the once?

[Leonidas]

Woaft. Insulting the Scottish Parliment. You really know where to get me where it hurts!

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You think you got it bad, come down to wales!!!!

Hay leonidas i suppose we both have something in common:
Bri-Thai is OUTSIDE OUR BORDERS ha ha ha

[Guest]

All the celtic savages are jealous of the English. Oh Yes!

[Leonidas]

Hmmm. Jealous of a Manc? I'll let you have this one Retired, it's too easy for me.

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Quote:
There are more sheep in England than Wales & Scotland together!!!!

[Guest]

Thats because they feel safer here.

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Why do Welsh sheep farmers like to screw sheep on the edge of cliffs? Because they push back so nicely.

A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I fuc*ed 'one' sheep..."

How do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep.

Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! SH2: What about the sheep?!? SH1: F**k the sheep!!!! SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep won't hear the zipper.

An Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing stories where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a sheep. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, "What sort of sheep is that?" He scribbled down the farmer's reply - "a Merino". The next question was, "Do you shear them?" The farmer replied hastily, "No! Go and find yer own!" (You'll need to know how a Kiwi's accent sounds to appreciate this joke!)

[Guest]

This is a form of credibility suicide!

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No bri if i was to do that i'd say something like:

How do you kill Saddam Hussein?



Put him in a British Uniform!!!!!!