Just how good is the bullet man?

[Tant01]

What do I smell?

Women who take weekend training classes aren't susceptible to ambush either. In fact, I just decided that because I've taken a couple of bulletman classes, I'm going to jog the same route every single day at the same time, in that neighborhood in Philly or South Chicago with all the gang graffitti.

A lot of soldiers have to train to avoid ambushes, but hell, I took Impact. And then I'm going to get my Jewish ass to Baghdad to interview Adnan al-Dulaim. In fact, if Jill Carroll had taken Impact...

I was gonna ask if you wanted to go to Baghdad to do some contract work, and you don't really need to vary your route or practice counter-surveillance, or turn up your awareness. There is no Murphy's law. Murphy died ten minutes ago. You killed him with a pool stick.

What a riot! Told you it was fun to stomp the trolls! Now go wipe the goo off your boots! That's stuff smells bad.

[treelizard]

Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I really feel safe and comfortable when I'm in the company of invincible warriors who aren't susceptible to ambush. Who needs guys with years of training and superior weaponry who know how to handle themselves, when you can learn all the secrets to invincibility in just one weekend class for a limited time offer of $19.99. Who needs nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills?

Oh yeah, Brewer, I wanted to challenge you to a fight. I don't believe you've ever taken Impact, and besides, you've been in the military and have been susceptible to ambush, so I've got one up on you.

[BoarSpear]

Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I really feel safe and comfortable when I'm in the company of invincible warriors who aren't susceptible to ambush. Who needs guys with years of training and superior weaponry who know how to handle themselves, when you can learn all the secrets to invincibility in just one weekend class for a limited time offer of $19.99. Who needs nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills?

Oh yeah, Brewer, I wanted to challenge you to a fight. I don't believe you've ever taken Impact, and besides, you've been in the military and have been susceptible to ambush, so I've got one up on you.

Damn Tanto1, she's female alright! it takes a bit to get 'em to fire that first shot......But then they ALWAYS empty the clip

Again that was beautiful treelizard, just beautiful...

[treelizard]

Aw shucks, you guys. You keep it up and my ego will be all inflated, and then I'll get AMBUSHED!!!

[Tant01]

Damn Tanto1, she's female alright! it takes a bit to get 'em to fire that first shot......But then they ALWAYS empty the clip

Again that was beautiful treelizard, just beautiful...

I only suggested whacking em, the rest was that reptilian brain function.

Standard Double Tap. She'll come down off the adrenalin soon enough. She's trained for it!

[BoarSpear]

Aw shucks, you guys. You keep it up and my ego will be all inflated, and then I'll get AMBUSHED!!!

No way!! you have had a couple of those classes, and you've read the article Andy posted...youre in need of registering that deadly body now girl

[treelizard]

No way!! you have had a couple of those classes, and you've read the article Andy posted...youre in need of registering that deadly body now girl

I've really screwed things up, though. I've been training.

[eXcessiveForce]

Jeez, what the hell is all this crap.

I don't give a shit who andy is, i don't even care who troll virus is. and thanks to this damn thread I now know more about garland than I ever wanted to know. So here is a novel thought, How about you all just ignore them. Ignored trolls either leave or get ban when they step up the action.


I swear more damn trolls this year than in the last 5.

For those of you concerned with my whereabouts, I've been extremely busy. My schedule should settle down in a week or so.

anyway, i'll keep watching when I have time,

but this was a stupid thread, so i'm going to close it. say goodnight everybody.