I agree with the person that said your brain.. its the perfect weapon
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Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but the idea of carrying a cane around to use it as a defensive weapon goes back to Bartitsu--
Bartitsu - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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In a yahoo group I belong to a cane artist said there's a prison in one state where he couldn't carry a cane if it had a metal handle because that could be used as a weapon.
Thank G* for the bronze age we were obviously defenseless before that according to this prison system
Other than that though the cane group reports no problems with getting on airplanes or other secure places, yet one cane users wife gave him a perturbed look when his cane went through but she had to give up her nail clippers
Rick
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Obvious advantage of a subtle tool...
Originally posted by KirkhamsEbooks. View PostIn a yahoo group I belong to a cane artist said there's a prison in one state where he couldn't carry a cane if it had a metal handle because that could be used as a weapon.
Thank G* for the bronze age we were obviously defenseless before that according to this prison system
Other than that though the cane group reports no problems with getting on airplanes or other secure places, yet one cane users wife gave him a perturbed look when his cane went through but she had to give up her nail clippers
Rick
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Originally posted by csc View Post
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Best legal weapon to carry?
Without a doubt? Anteater.
Allow me to elucidate. I never go anywhere without my trusty anteater balanced on my head. Whenever I am confronted by undesireables I scream,
"Seize them Nigel," (My anteater's name is Nigel by the way) and he swoops down upon my hapless foe, swishing his wings and uttering a hideous, blood churdling battle cry. It sounds a bit like "Urk urk urrrkk urk." A bit, but not much, I'm crap at writing sound effects.
The enemy usually breaks ranks at the sight of such fury.Unless they are Spartan warriors, in which case, they form a phalanx and try to fend Nigel off by jabbing spears at him and crying "Bugger off."
Nigel always wins in the end though.Usually by flicking his anteater tongue megafast and doing a one man (anteater?) conga around the enemy's defences. Ahh! Sweet!
All this means I never have to do any actual fighting personally. I just sashay luxuriously to the nearest mini bar and drink Dom Perignon until Nigel finishes slaughtering my hapless antagonists.
So, just to recap, ANTEATER.
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Originally posted by Bullseye View PostBest legal weapon to carry?
Without a doubt? Anteater.
Allow me to elucidate. I never go anywhere without my trusty anteater balanced on my head. Whenever I am confronted by undesireables I scream,
"Seize them Nigel," (My anteater's name is Nigel by the way) and he swoops down upon my hapless foe, swishing his wings and uttering a hideous, blood churdling battle cry. It sounds a bit like "Urk urk urrrkk urk." A bit, but not much, I'm crap at writing sound effects.
The enemy usually breaks ranks at the sight of such fury.Unless they are Spartan warriors, in which case, they form a phalanx and try to fend Nigel off by jabbing spears at him and crying "Bugger off."
Nigel always wins in the end though.Usually by flicking his anteater tongue megafast and doing a one man (anteater?) conga around the enemy's defences. Ahh! Sweet!
All this means I never have to do any actual fighting personally. I just sashay luxuriously to the nearest mini bar and drink Dom Perignon until Nigel finishes slaughtering my hapless antagonists.
So, just to recap, ANTEATER.Whatever that man is drinking, I'm buying the next round! Brilliant.
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some legal stuff
A nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....
You may have this on you when you are out and about.
You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use themYou do need to practice using them though...
However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps
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Originally posted by boomstick View PostA nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....
You may have this on you when you are out and about.
You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use themYou do need to practice using them though...
However you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps
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Originally posted by boomstick View PostA nice metal pen, a mobile phone, spare change, headphones, custom jewelry, a chunky watch, car keys, house keys, hiking boots....
You may have this on you when you are out and about.
You don't need to be a ninja to work out how to use themYou do need to practice using them though...
This was an ntelligent thought.
Originally posted by boomstick View PostHowever you could just attach a razor blade to the bottom outside edge of you boots by the heel and spray it grey/black so it does't show up easily on pavements and tarmac. Works well with cutting achilles tendon or removing knee caps
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