Evolving into a street defense master

[Richard Kerr]

Was that a challenge? I'm fuckin' walkin' here, you can't walk here bitch!

shutup...you don't know me, I do what I want...n' shit.
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okay, seriously, though...

Boar,...this Kerr guy...well...it's like a poem I read about a fish, you see, there's this old ass fish, and he's been beat up, and hooked, and always gotten away, and this one day he gets hooked and he has no fight left in him...the guy who catches this beat up, ugly ass, white bellied trash fish, tosses his ass back in the sea after looking at him and seeing what hell that fish has gone through.

Kerr's like that. He's the abortion that got away. The coathanger missed, and his life's been shit since.

Thanks for your insight. I have never been beaten up though, and i'm not a fish. I hear your style of fighting is like an old dead fish, it stinks.

[Garland]

Thanks for your insight. I have never been beaten up though, and i'm not a fish. I here your style of fighting is like a fish, it stinks.

I hear <-see that "H-E-A-R", that you can hold your breath forever, swallow, and can't taste salt. You sound an awful lot like a fish to me.

...pps...dp you gargle...or blow bubbles too...cuz that would be sweet of you.

[Richard Kerr]

I hear <-see that "H-E-A-R", that you can hold your breath forever, swallow, and can't taste salt. You sound an awful lot like a fish to me.

...pps...dp you gargle...or blow bubbles too...cuz that would be sweet of you.

I hear you and boredpear are a couple, is that true?

[Richard Kerr]

I hear <-see that "H-E-A-R", that you can hold your breath forever, swallow, and can't taste salt. You sound an awful lot like a fish to me.

...pps...dp you gargle...or blow bubbles too...cuz that would be sweet of you.

Thanks for your insight. I have never been beaten up though, and i'm not a fish. I hear your style of fighting is like an old dead fish, it stinks.

[Garland]

I hear you and boredpear are a couple, is that true?

HEHEHEH.... bored-pear? like...a pear that's...bored? Shit...you are fucking retarded. I feel sorta bad for picking on you. HEHEHEHE

[BoarSpear]

Was that a challenge? I'm fuckin' walkin' here, you can't walk here bitch!

shutup...you don't know me, I do what I want...n' shit.
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Here are the rules for proper death match challenges...

http://alliancemartialarts.com/deathmatch.htm

Freakin MORONS, MAP's entire member list must have come over....

[Garland]

I hear you and boredpear are a couple, is that true?

I hear you posted this ad;

"lonely old poof
seeks plumper and pudding for sploshing
lives in north london...
can someone make my simple wish come true?"

Sad...lonely old fag. Tell me...do you need to get an assectomey...I mean, since you've been using your prostate in place of a uterus so long, what with having your shit CONTINUOSLY pushed in?

[Richard Kerr]

HEHEHEH.... bored-pear? like...a pear that's...bored? Shit...you are fucking retarded. I feel sorta bad for picking on you. HEHEHEHE

If I was in your city I would buy you a drink.

















A glass of Babycham coz your such a bitch.

[Tom Yum]

If I was in your city I would buy you a drink.
A glass of Babycham coz your such a bitch.

Damn, Richard. I just defended you on the troll post and now you get into this.

You've got to roll with it, bro. Be like water and have fun.

[Garland]

Here are the rules for proper death match challenges...

http://alliancemartialarts.com/deathmatch.htm

Freakin MORONS, MAP's entire member list must have come over....

Gentlemen's rules are for duels...this guy's a stanky dried up cum bubble/boil on a dead faggots ass...I just pop him and run away before the pus can ooze out and stink up the place.

[Garland]

If I was in your city I would buy you a drink.



A glass of Babycham coz your such a bitch.

I'd OFFER you a drink...but I'm not into watersports.

[Richard Kerr]

Damn, Richard. I just defended you on the troll post and now you get into this.

You've got to roll with it, bro. Be like water and have fun.

I am just playin with this muppet.

If I was bugged, he'd get mugged. That does not mean that i'm a thug. He'd get a hug but this guy sucks, his lover boredpear for 20 bucks.

[Tom Yum]

I am just playin with this muppet.

If I was bugged, he'd get mugged. That does not mean that i'm a thug. He'd get a hug but this guy sucks, his lover boredpear for 20 bucks.

Allright, I take back what I said earlier...


see ya.

[Garland]

I am just playin with this muppet.

If I was bugged, he'd get mugged. That does not mean that i'm a thug. He'd get a hug but this guy sucks, his lover boredpear for 20 bucks.

Is that an impression of Don King speaking out of a kazoo in his ass?

"bugged mugged...iba iba....shit...sucked...uh...thug...uh...what rhymes with thug?"

Dude...I've come up with more intellegent shit while huffing glue!

That's right... cuz I AM a thug, and DAMN it's good to be a gangsta.

[nutter]

Richard Kerr 1, Gafland 0.