A Young Man's Tale

[dogzilla]

guess i was wrong...we... :P

[jubaji]

Continue to hide you style and experience to save your teachers from any shame and embarrassment.

I'm sure we are ALL interested in hearing where you learned to fence with suplexes. Ready when you are.

If you have a specific question, feel free to ask. I'll see if I feel like answering a shit like you. You never know 'till you ask.

[Uke]

Continue to hide you style and experience to save your teachers from any shame and embarrassment.

I'm sure we are ALL interested in hearing where you learned to fence with suplexes. Ready when you are.

[jubaji]

Dang, you keep trying and trying, but you're just terrible at this!



And getting worse as it goes along.

[Uke]

And here again we have more lies and fabrications. And of course, repetition. You keep trying and trying but its not working for ya. You go ahead and keep on repeating your bullshit, I know you've got nothing else.

They're only lies because you wrote them!

[jubaji]

Why should I try when its been summed up for you?
I don't need to try. As long as you keep writing science fiction, you'll continue to clown yourself. Convenient that 8 guys went after your friend but only one came after you. A guy you claimed was a "Big MF", but you managed to "get the slip" on his because you were "powerful fast on your feet" back then. And even though he had a knife, he was no match for your ninja-killing belly to belly suplex.But not before he smacked the shit out of you and brought tears to your eyes, right? Ahhh ... the added humility is supposed to add a hint a reality to jubajackass' fable. Yet it didn't.Continue to hide you style and experience to save your teachers from any shame and embarrassment.

And here again we have more lies and fabrications. And of course, repetition. You keep trying and trying but its not working for ya. You go ahead and keep on repeating your bullshit, I know you've got nothing else.

[Uke]

You're trying too hard, I think. Maybe that's why its not working for ya.

Why should I try when its been summed up for you?

7. People who can accurately recount all the details of their fights weren't actually there.

I don't need to try. As long as you keep writing science fiction, you'll continue to clown yourself. Convenient that 8 guys went after your friend but only one came after you. A guy you claimed was a "Big MF", but you managed to "get the slip" on his because you were "powerful fast on your feet" back then. And even though he had a knife, he was no match for your ninja-killing belly to belly suplex.

But not before he smacked the shit out of you and brought tears to your eyes, right? Ahhh ... the added humility is supposed to add a hint a reality to jubajackass' fable. Yet it didn't.

Continue to hide you style and experience to save your teachers from any shame and embarrassment.

[jubaji]

That, and your obvious mental limitations

As I've said before, I don't need to try.

You're trying too hard, I think. Maybe that's why its not working for ya.

[Uke]

As I've said before, I don't need to try. What do you tell a man who's been pimp-slapped in the mouth by a complete stranger?

The answer is NOTHING. He's already been told.

[jubaji]

Look, if you're okay with getting bitch-smacked in the mouth by another grown man then fine. It takes a special kind of sake-sipping punk to be able to walk away from that kind of humiliation and still feel like he won something.

The saddest part about all this is you've probably been smacked in front of your woman. And cried. Then when you got to the safety of your car, you went ape shit ... punching the steering wheel and talking about all the things you could have done to the guy if it weren't for that damn vow of non-violence you promised to the monk who taught you wrestling.

Ah, a combo! Admitting that he does in fact believe the story he claimed he didn't and Boring move #2, making up nonsense. Both rather poorly executed.

Really, you're terrible at this.

[7r14ngL3Ch0k3]

Wow it seems like you guys stayed up ALL NIGHT trying to pwn eachother. This is some of the best flame wars ive ever seen!!!!!!!

[Uke]

The MF took a big step out and smacked me in the mouth.

Look, if you're okay with getting bitch-smacked in the mouth by another grown man then fine. It takes a special kind of sake-sipping punk to be able to walk away from that kind of humiliation and still feel like he won something.

The saddest part about all this is you've probably been smacked in front of your woman. And cried. Then when you got to the safety of your car, you went ape shit ... punching the steering wheel and talking about all the things you could have done to the guy if it weren't for that damn vow of non-violence you promised to the monk who taught you wrestling.

[Uke]

Double post

[jubaji]

Poor pUke doesn't even realize when he's contradicting himself. Yes, you two are a match made in heaven.

[Uke]

You girls have got to try alot harder than this!

Who's trying? There's no need to try to humiliate a punk who walks around the street getting slapped in the mouth. He's already been humiliated!