If you don't fight fair...

[Garland]

don't train fair!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTdDZDD0JRc

this is classic.

[gabbah]

Ok dude, we get it, you like jackass! Enough already!

[Garland]

Ok dude, we get it, you like jackass! Enough already!

I like it...because as a complete and utter jackass, I can relate.

[gabbah]

I like it...because as a complete and utter jackass, I can relate.

Ah cool dude, so when are we gonna see you drink milk while getting tasered in the chest? I dare ya!

[DickHardman]

yeah, when are we gonna see you attach a live worm to your eyeball like steve o did ?

[Garland]

I said I was a jackass...it's not an intentional thing, nor a choice...
I just make really fucking dumb decisions, I don't really do dares.
In fact, I flunked D.A.R.E.!

[gabbah]

DickHardman, that thing you posted is f-ing gross! Just so you know.

[medic06]

yeah, when are we gonna see you attach a live worm to your eyeball like steve o did ?

Oh cool, and infestation of Dermatobius of the eye...

[Tom Yum]

Pontius would have the ass-whuppin' of a lifetime for kicking me in the balls like that. I have a special kind of "board" I'd break over his head. It's called a bat! (and I bet it would make it into Jackass 3)

.....nice.