Best Martial Art for Self-Defense?

[kingoftheforest]

More reading comprehension issues?

Yes you seem to have some, thanks for asking to have it pointed out.

[jubaji]

Wow now it's racist to call sumo wrestlers Japanese or is it cause he called them fat??

More reading comprehension issues?

[kingoftheforest]

Wow now it's racist to call sumo wrestlers Japanese or is it cause he called them fat?

Since this reply of yours makes no sense whatsoever. Or are you trying to say your homosexual status is now a race and your panties got wadded because he brought it up?

[jubaji]

You two seriously need to find a forum more suited to your lifestyle choices.

[jubaji]

tune in to watch fat Japanese men hug and grab each other's asses.

Are you racist, little bitch? Or just as ignorant as you seem? There is no third choice.

[jubaji]

Go talk that loud mouth shit at a REAL school where they won't hesitate to PROVE what works and what doesn't.

Like yours, pUke? Tough guy like you must have some interesting experiences to share. Go ahead.

[jubaji]

Don't sweat it, DJForest.

See ... that's the funny shit about guys like Jubidoo. He's all mouth on the internet, but he knows where to draw the line in reality.

To hear jubidoo tell it, he'd say the same shit offline that he would online, but we ALL know better.

Oh, are you feeling insecure, little bitch? LOL!

[jubaji]

You first.

I believe I asked first. What are you afraid of?

[jubaji]

Wow I made that same point myself recently in another thread, but I wasn't being a shithead when I did it.

Don't sell yourself short. You're always a shithead in my book, champ.

[Uke]

Don't sweat it, DJForest.

See ... that's the funny shit about guys like Jubidoo. He's all mouth on the internet, but he knows where to draw the line in reality.

To hear jubidoo tell it, he'd say the same shit offline that he would online, but we ALL know better.

I don't give a **** if jubidoo was Tim Mousel, Mike Brewer or any other person from this site. They all know where to draw that line.

Brewer talked that shit before on this site. He began boasting about his own school in Colorado and went on to talk about the "premier"(his words not mine) school in the state. That "premier" school, as it turns out, is run by a student of one of my brothers. I let Mike go on and on about how great it was and how they did this and that .. and then I finally dropped that bomb on him.

Of course in classic Brewer fashion he tried to bullshit his way back out of the hole he had dug, but the point was made:

Go talk that loud mouth shit at a REAL school where they won't hesitate to PROVE what works and what doesn't.

Of course he didn't.

The discussion quickly turned into who he's met and what seminars he's attended to seem familiar with the shit that I write here. All of a sudden there was no talk about finding out what worked even though the school was practically 15 fucking minutes from his house. Beyond the back and forth shit talking, he never made his way there(or at least he never spoke about it here for everyone to see) to find out if his special little ideas about SD and MMA would work when facing "premier" SD practitioners.

Jubaji is no different. He's a loud mouth asshole too. Jubaji just knows better than to pretend that he knows a fucking thing other than when to tune in to watch fat Japanese men hug and grab each other's asses.

He's harmless. He's a dickhead, but he's just a harmless poser with lots of free time who's looking for love in all the wrong places.

Once Brewer left, Jubidoo needed some other ass to kiss and hug.

Lo and behold Tant01's ass has lipstick all over it and jubaji is still wearing his clown makeup.

Don't dedicate too much time on the forum pooch, DJForest.

Write some of your good shit.

I like reading it.

Later

[kingoftheforest]

Describe your idea of "a live and realistic manner."

You first.

[kingoftheforest]

It's certainly not the time to bet your ass on things you've never actually done, in real-time with real intent and real (not pretend or "here's what I coulda done") opposition before.

Wow I made that same point myself recently in another thread, but I wasn't being a shithead when I did it.

[jubaji]

Note Uke is speaking of standing and grappling. Not rolling around playing grab ass with a ref present.

Note: Queenoftheforest apparently has reading comprehension and general cognitive issues.

[kingoftheforest]

I see the dog got off his leash to sniff ass again. Seems Uke he like the smell of your ass since he follows it around and does nothing else on this forum.


Note Uke is speaking of standing and grappling. Not rolling around playing grab ass with a ref present.

[jubaji]

there is ONLY ONE range in self defense. And that is CLOSE QUARTERS!

Ah, so being able to control and dominate someone at close quarters would be useful, right?