Perspectives

[Tom Yum]

How's the spartan fitness plan workin'?

[chalambok]

Sic of This!

I am so fed up with people who start something then wander off into their own little world of whatever; saying statements that can't be backed up just to prove their own worth to themself. For instance, one time I was driving through the desert, minding my own business, when this car came down the road from another direction. Well, about that time I realized I had a flat so I pulled over to fix it. When I got out the sun was almost down, a beautiful reddish-orange tint to the sky, and the moon beginning to come over the horizon. The car was a Plymouth Horizon. That's the only tie in I can think of. Mainly I am just trying to get my contribution numbers up so people will think I really know something about anything, and Master Chai will stop kicking my ass for being fat & lazy

[Tom Yum]

Mainly I am just trying to get my contribution numbers up so people will think I really know something about anything, and for being fat & lazy

Shhh don't tell anyone my secret!!!

[osopardo]

Hey H2H, sorry you're hurt. What exactly happened?

You know, last weekend I was fooling around with my son, doin' a little grappling and rolling on the living room floor. Mama Bear wasn't around to stop us so we got a little carried away... I was shooting for an arm-drag go-behind. He headbutted me in the mouth, stomped on my foot hard when I tried a standing RNC, cranked my neck trying to turn me over and put my bad ankle in a submission lock. When I yelled at him that my ankle was off limits he laughed and said "Always attack the weakest point, old man! If you can't handle it just tap out!" So I sat up and slapped the snot out of him. Just a big iron palm open handed slap to the side of the head. He let go and I pounced, rolling into his side guard and shooting for a cradle. He elbowed me right on the top of the head, grabbed the back of my shorts from over my shoulders and heaved back with all his weight giving me a RAW (relentless atomic wedgie). I was forced to go with it and roll over his chest, knocking the wind out of him. I was then able to get him in a headlock but he thought I was going for the choke again and he tucked his chin in and cut his upper lip on his braces. His lip started to swell. At this point he shot his thumb spike right under my ear and then we heard Mama Bear's car coming into the driveway and had to stop to pick up the pices of broken furnishings before she came in the door.

The bruises and aches are just now beginning to fade...

[Tom Yum]

Oso, long time no see!

Got up to fry 2 eggs this morning, except I was a little short on the shortening so instead of using shortening I had to use corn oil. Yeah normally I dont use the corn oil, but it didn't change the texture of the eggs. So then I got this creative spree to throw in some picante into my eggs and I realized that I was going south of the border! The only thing stopping me ofcourse was the lack of good stron Colombian coffee. That stuff is really strong and keep s em going all day long. The thing is I like my coffee dark with no cream, but a little sugar; just enough to take the bite off of the bitterness.


oh yeah, hey Oso

[Tom Yum]

Oh man, where was I?

The Classified ads, back section near the 1-900's....

[osopardo]

I got my ass beat pretty bad.

Sorry to hear that; I eventually read the rest of the story in another thread...
Hope you recover soon.

I've always said, the best self-defense technique is prevention...

Like when you brush your teeth so you don't get cavities. I was brushing my tooth the other day and it may me wonder about when the first toothbrush was invented and what did it look like and what did they use for toothpaste. Did'ya ever notice how all the barbarians and cavemen in the movies have pretty good teeth, especially the "good guys"? Do you think people who didn't bathe most of the time ever brushed their teeth? No pimples either. When I was a teenager I useta buy Clearasil and Oxy10 by the gallons, and I showered every day - sometimes 2ice a day! Still got pimples. Not these barbarians and cavemen! Life can be so unfair!

[Tom Yum]

I'm not sensing gloating here, now am I? What was this stuff you were telling me about being the better human being?

streetfighting versus gloating.

[osopardo]

I'm not sensing gloating here, now am I?

Gloating would mean I'm glad you were beaten up, which I'm not. I was just saying it's too bad you were unable (or unwilling?) to avoid or prevent this fight.

[Tom Yum]

Hey, I wasn't in an fighting mood that day, I felt great after rock-climbing a few days before and working out. I waited for his second attempt at a push, instead of punching him. He’s the one that lost it.
So this I was incorrect in perceiving gloating? Apparently Tom doesn't think so.

Rock climbing seems boring - never took to it. Yes, I believe I was the first one that mentioned the word gloating in this thread...

Message #31

I'm not sensing gloating here, now am I? What was this stuff you were telling me about being the better human being?

Nope.

[osopardo]

Alright now, take it easy, boy. Put that bat down...

[Tom Yum]

the other bat...

recent graduate from the Tom Yum school of etiquette and linguistics...



...he slept in the back of class.


....Paid tuition with spoiled fruit and dead bugs.